"Yeah me to... and I don't even HAVE a brother..." (Awkward silence)
"So Wendell, when you say the Q-bands give you power over hard light... just how hard does it get?"
"Oh it get's very very hard Richard, sometimes all I had to do was rub the jewels and it the light was so very very hard that I felt like it would just excplode out of me"
"Why don't you show me how you rubbed the jewels then...."
Descend into porno-funk music as the lights start throbbing and pulsing...