You really should. The only thing better than The Musical Ride? The Musical Ride with unicorns. Pink unicorns.
If I were a superhero I would save humanity from The Stupid via throat punchings and lectures. It would work like this: every time someone does something stupid, I punch them in the throat, and then explain why they shouldn't be stupid.
You know, now that I lay it out, it's starting to sound more like supervillainy...