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cyberghostface (cyberghostface) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-04-23 13:24:00

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A very special Chick Tract

You think you've seen them all, have you? Think again...

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psychop_rex
2009-04-24 04:18 pm UTC (link)

OH I AM SO ANGRY NOW! How can ANYBODY be such an ignorant lunkhead? Harry Potter leads to Satanism, and so do Tarot cards, Ouija boards and crystal balls, eh? So, in short, about two thirds of my friends and contemporaries are Satanists, and so am I! STUPID, STUPID IGNORANT BIGOTED ARAARARARARARARARRRRRRRRGGGGHH! *pounds head against screen*
...Well, that was therapeutic. Seriously, though, it is my definite opinion that Chick has never seen any more of the world than his home state (somewhere in the deep south, I presume) and scattered churches elsewhere - because if he had, he would know that 99.5% of the rubbish he preaches is completely and utterly false, and the rest is deeply suspect. I mean, there IS no form of Satanic witchcraft, because witchcraft is not Satanic! Maybe at some point there WERE people who called themselves witches and worshipped Satan, but today it's all about the Wiccans, baby - and Wiccans have about as much to do with Satanism as a rubber ducky has to do with a duck-billed Platypus. And I don't know what things are like where he lives, but I live in northern California, and just about EVERYONE here is into one of the things he preaches against, and I can assure you, we're not Satanists. If you've got a beef about Satanists, preach against $^$#in' SATANISTS, not cheap knock-offs that only exist in your fevered little brain. If there IS a heaven, when Chick dies and marches confidently up to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter is going to drop-kick his ass off the edge of the cloud, saying 'Begone, #@^&-wad! Thanks to you, the only people who get to heaven anymore are jerks and idiots!'
Man alive, I'm steamed right now. I think I'll go kick something.

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	morgana006 2009-04-25 08:44 am UTC (link)
	Do you need an emergency dose of kitten? It's okay. You need people who take up all the Crazy so the rest of us have less. Yes, I am hopelessly optimistic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

psychop_rex
2009-04-25 03:02 pm UTC (link)

Naw, I'm fine. I calmed down pretty quickly (I have a cute kitty of my own to help with that). And I know that there will always be crazies out there spewing hate and ignorance - it's just that the religious ones in particular really get my goat.
And really, I'm fine with crazy as long as it's the GOOD kind of crazy, which there is far too little of. Why can't we have any crazy people who fly hot air balloons low over people's houses, shouting 'JELLY BEANS FOR EVERYONE!' while tossing great handfuls over the side? Or mad scientists. We don't have enough mad scientists.

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	morgana006 2009-04-25 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	I can be that kind of crazy. heroic pose (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychop_rex 2009-04-25 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	I demand proof. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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