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OH I AM SO ANGRY NOW! How can ANYBODY be such an ignorant lunkhead? Harry Potter leads to Satanism, and so do Tarot cards, Ouija boards and crystal balls, eh? So, in short, about two thirds of my friends and contemporaries are Satanists, and so am I! STUPID, STUPID IGNORANT BIGOTED ARAARARARARARARARRRRRRRRGGGGHH! *pounds head against screen*
...Well, that was therapeutic. Seriously, though, it is my definite opinion that Chick has never seen any more of the world than his home state (somewhere in the deep south, I presume) and scattered churches elsewhere - because if he had, he would know that 99.5% of the rubbish he preaches is completely and utterly false, and the rest is deeply suspect. I mean, there IS no form of Satanic witchcraft, because witchcraft is not Satanic! Maybe at some point there WERE people who called themselves witches and worshipped Satan, but today it's all about the Wiccans, baby - and Wiccans have about as much to do with Satanism as a rubber ducky has to do with a duck-billed Platypus. And I don't know what things are like where he lives, but I live in northern California, and just about EVERYONE here is into one of the things he preaches against, and I can assure you, we're not Satanists. If you've got a beef about Satanists, preach against $^$#in' SATANISTS, not cheap knock-offs that only exist in your fevered little brain. If there IS a heaven, when Chick dies and marches confidently up to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter is going to drop-kick his ass off the edge of the cloud, saying 'Begone, #@^&-wad! Thanks to you, the only people who get to heaven anymore are jerks and idiots!'
Man alive, I'm steamed right now. I think I'll go kick something.
...Well, that was therapeutic. Seriously, though, it is my definite opinion that Chick has never seen any more of the world than his home state (somewhere in the deep south, I presume) and scattered churches elsewhere - because if he had, he would know that 99.5% of the rubbish he preaches is completely and utterly false, and the rest is deeply suspect. I mean, there IS no form of Satanic witchcraft, because witchcraft is not Satanic! Maybe at some point there WERE people who called themselves witches and worshipped Satan, but today it's all about the Wiccans, baby - and Wiccans have about as much to do with Satanism as a rubber ducky has to do with a duck-billed Platypus. And I don't know what things are like where he lives, but I live in northern California, and just about EVERYONE here is into one of the things he preaches against, and I can assure you, we're not Satanists. If you've got a beef about Satanists, preach against $^$#in' SATANISTS, not cheap knock-offs that only exist in your fevered little brain. If there IS a heaven, when Chick dies and marches confidently up to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter is going to drop-kick his ass off the edge of the cloud, saying 'Begone, #@^&-wad! Thanks to you, the only people who get to heaven anymore are jerks and idiots!'
Man alive, I'm steamed right now. I think I'll go kick something.