Crackiness on Demand: Supergirl's Secret Alien Marriage!
More silver-age crack for the new S_D! This was a favorite post of mine from the "old era."
NOTE: can't find the original comic to count the pages, so I'm cutting the post to 8 scans just in case...
So Joaquin explains that the Green K must have damaged her memory. We then flash to the scene from the teaser page where Supergirl finds out that her "husband" is also an alien and they met when she saved his planet from distruction by drilling it with a... giant... corkscrew. Seriously. I could not make this stuff up. On this planet she meets a couple named Thal and Veena who thank Supergirl on behalf of their planet... and then, according to Joaquin, Supergirl meets him and they fall in love.
(Supergirl says she REMEMBERS Thal and Veena, but not Joaquin)