I wonder why a guy looking this way with green skin was any more trustworthy pink--I mean, there's not that much difference...
Also: third page, last panel--obviously this was a bit rushed through the production process. Check out the editor's note inside the guy's dialogue balloon. (Or maybe it's a tribute to the Alberto issues of CRUSADERS--they read kind of like that)
Actually, scratch that. The whole thing reads like an extended Hostess ad; it just kind of has that sound to it.