"Peter still uses an answering machine?" He can't afford voice mail?
Bear in mind, these are the same writers who established that Peter doesn't even have a COMPUTER, much less an Internet connection. Of course, never mind that part of the whole CORE CONCEPT of Peter Parker is that he's a NERD, because in order to make him an "everyman" that THEY can "relate to," Marvel's writers and editors have made every effort possible to downplay his intelligence.
Also, Quesada's Marvel is CREEPY-schizo about Aunt May's sexuality - on the one hand, one of the fundamental underpinnings of the Ultimate Marvel universe was playing up Ultimate Aunt May as a sort-of GMILF, and let's not forget that Jemas and Quesada also jointly commissioned the Trouble miniseries, which attempted to retcon May into being Peter's MOTHER, by way of a TEENAGE PREGNANCY, no less, on account of teenage May being super-promiscuous (and no, don't try and figure out how May could give birth to Peter as a teen, but still be an old woman now), but at the same time, they affect this "Ewww, gross!" tone whenever they actually address the implications of her being a sexual person.
But what does that "You'll remember everything" actually mean?
Marvel itself doesn't know what it means. On Tom Brevoort's blog, they admitted that the reason it took them so long to tell the story of how Harry came back to life was because they didn't know themselves yet.