'Hello, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Just wanted to tell you to look up from your magazines, 'cause you're missing a great view. At the moment, we are flying over the Grand Canyon, so you might want to look out the window. Take a look at this unique scenic panorama... and... uh... what appears to be two... angels... two NAKED angels... um... oh, dear. L-ladies and gentlemen, I fully expect to be sued by every parent with small children and religious grandmother on board for subjecting them to such a sight, so I might as well just say it anyway - there are two naked angels outside, gettin' it on. Enjoy it while you can. Thank you. *turns off microphone* My career is over. Stupid naked angels.'