Always read the fine-print!
So, I have TONS of silver age crackiness for you all soon, but I thought for now I'd give you a post of current crackiness! Because this is a *sigh* recent comic I can only post 4 scans, but oh are they crack-filled.
For example, Dr. Strange versus evil fire-breathing squirrel!!! Seriously.
Answer? DORMAMMU, RULER OF THE DARK DIMENSION!
So, during the rest of the battle/issue, we find out that the Ancient One made a SUPER convoluted contract to keep Dormammu from being able to easily return and destroy/take over the world. What are some other rules you may ask? Here are a few from the comic, I kid you not...
According to the rules of the contract, Dormammu:
- Must return to earth in the form of a rodent - Cannot teleport into a ballerina's house - Cannot use magic against housecats - Must eat hot dogs on Wednesdays - Cannot draw mustaches on wall posters - No casting of spells while dressed like a school girl - No wearing black shoes with green shoelaces - Cannot encase a grasshopper in peanut-butter
Isn't Marvel Adventures awesome? I think Marvel Adventures is awesome... ;)