So I'm going to be honest. This is weird. And despite everything that's happened in the past year or so, have to be honest, this is easily taking the cake. The big, proverbial, dimension-hopping, war-for-creativity, raspberry-filled chocolate cake. Is this a mid-life crisis? Because if it is, I'm having it either 30 years too early, or my life is going to be super short.
I'm Peter, by the way. Peter Parker. I uh... like candy, pizza, deli sandwiches, and soda.
This is becoming a bit of a dating profile, I'll just ... say hi and figure it out from there.