Hey friends. This morning, I’m going to get all educational up in your asses, hope you’re ready.
The topic today (which you’ll probably ignore because humans are dickbags when it comes to the environment and anything to do with actually keeping the world running effectively) is the wetlands.
So. Who likes water? Well, the wetlands help fill the sources of 82% of your drinking water (if you live in America on earth, that is). Boom: save the wetlands.
Who likes not drowning? Wetlands help store floodwater to keep it from breaching into towns and cities along waterways. Boom: save the wetlands.
Who likes not swimming with garbage? Since (again)
humans are dickbags when it comes to the environment and anything to do with actually keeping the world running effectively, pollution is a big deal. Wetlands have natural filtering capabilities that help keep waterways clean. Boom: save the wetlands.
Who likes food? Wetlands provide food like cranberries, blueberries, fish and rice. Boom:
save the fucking wetlands.And that brings me to the most important reason:
these cute assholes live in near wetlands. You may not care if the world comes hurtling to a fiery end, because life is a mystery and time is an illusion, but those little things deserve more.