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Apr. 10th, 2009


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One More Drink

Title: One More Drink
Characters: Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Alcohol
Word Count: 100
 
The unsettling clouds threatened more rain. Gojyo was tired of seeing both Sanzo and Hakkai mope, so he thought if he could get them drunk they would be able to forget – if only temporarily. 
 
Unconscious and drooling on the table, Gojyo groaned, drawing Hakkai’s attention. Hakkai also noticed Sanzo snoozing in the corner with his glass of alcohol nuzzled in his hand. Hakkai was envious.
 
Hakkai stared bitterly at his glass. Maybe after this drink he would be able to reach oblivion. He knocked back the glass and refilled it. Maybe after this drink he would be able to forget.
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Nov. 16th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

The Game of Telephone

Title: The Game of Telephone
Characters: Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo, Goku
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Telephone
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
 
“What are you playing?” Goku asked a group of laughing children.
 
“We’re playing Telephone,” piped one child. “You whisper a phrase and pass it along. The phrase is always different in the end.”
 
“Sounds fun!”
 
“Here, let’s start.” The child whispered to Goku, “The cow jumped over the fence.”
 
Goku eagerly found Hakkai and whispered the phrase. Hakkai’s eyebrow rose and went to Gojyo. Gojyo chuckled and found Sanzo. After Gojyo whispered, Sanzo smacked him with his fan.
 
“What the hell do you mean, ‘Goku pissed over the fence, Hakkai jumped you in the barn, and I suck cow tits!’”
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Oct. 19th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Strip Poker

Title: Strip Poker
Characters: Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo, Goku
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Naked
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
A/N:  It’s been a while. I hope you enjoy this. Comments are welcome!
 
Gojyo knew better than to play poker with Hakkai. He learned that the first day he met the man. However, he failed to warn Sanzo and Goku. When Gojyo walked into a game and found Sanzo topless, Goku naked except for his socks, and Hakkai fully clothed, Gojyo was mildly surprised.
 
Hakkai smiled sinisterly behind his fanned cards. “Gojyo, fancy a game of strip poker?”
 
Sanzo scowled, Goku blushed, Hakkai looked smug, and Gojyo smirked, “Sure, I’m game.”
 
Never place a bet with Hakkai unless you’re planning on losing. Gojyo would give Hakkai something to look at when he lost.
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Aug. 31st, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Walk Like a Girl, Talk Like a Girl

Title: Walk Like a Girl, Talk Like a Girl
Characters: Hakkai, Gojyo, Goku
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: gender bending
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
 
“Damn, I look like Lirin,” moaned Goku as he shoved padding down his blouse.
 
Curling his hair, Gojyo glanced at Goku. “Nah, Lirin’s breast is a D-cup.  Yours is barely pushing a B-cup.”
 
“Why do we have to dress like girls?”
 
“We have to if we’re going to pass the women tribe,” said Hakkai.
 
Both Gojyo and Goku blinked. Hakkai, completed with makeup, wore a low, sleeveless top, which exposed his slender toned abdomen. His skirt outlined his slender legs. 
 
Goku growled, “Why can Hakkai get away with going flat chest?”
 
Gojyo whistled. “Because he can get away with it.”
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Aug. 9th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Blood, Light & Soul

Title: Blood, Light & Soul
Characters: Hakkai mentioned Sanzo, Gojyo, Kanan
Rating: PG
Challenge: First Person Narration
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
 
Kanan, you were the passion in my blood; the light to my hope. You were my soul and my world. Then you were gone, and I ripped the world apart.
 
Now I live picking up the pieces, and you’ll be happy to know I have some success. I’ve found my passion in a man whose eyes are the color of blood that stained my hands. I take solace from a snarky, hypocritical monk whose hair shimmers like golden rays of light.
 
Yet, I’m still incomplete. I’ve looked deep down myself; I find nothing but darkness. Kanan, where is my soul?
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Jul. 15th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Beneath the Covers

Title: Beneath the Covers
Characters: Hakkai, Gojyo
Rating: R
Challenge: dialogue only
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
 
“Mmm, yea a little lower. Hey, easy with the jewels! Ooh yea, right there, Hakkai – that’s it man, keep it going. That feels so good.”
 
“Who are you talking to Gojyo?”
 
“Hakkai? Wait, why are you standing over by the doorway?”
 
“Why shouldn’t I?”
 
“Because you’re suppose to be beneath the cover doing wicked things with your talented tongue and nimble fingers. Ahhh, like you are right now.”
 
“Obviously I’m not doing anything remotely close to what you’re saying if I’m standing here, am I?”
 
“Then who…Oh my God!”
 
“What is it?”
 
“I don’t know, but it’s beneath the cover!”
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Jul. 13th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Lighter

Title: Lighter
Characters: Sanzo, Gojyo
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Fire
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
 
*Click* *Click* *Click*
 
“Damn it, Kappa!” Sanzo fingered his cigarette, waiting for Gojyo to provide the flame.
 
*Click* *Click* *Flare*
 
“Quick, I got it.” Gojyo lifted his cigarette, but the flame suddenly snuffed out.  “Damn, my lighter went out.”
 
*Fweech* Sanzo lit his last match. Smiling triumphantly, they both leaned in, but their sudden movement blew out the flame.
 
*Crash* Lightening struck, causing the tree to burst into flames. They reached out with their cigarettes towards the flames, but a sudden downpour put an end to the fire.
 
“God, I need a smoke!” They both said simultaneously.
 
*Click* *Click* *Click*
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Jul. 5th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Knocked Up

Title: Knocked Up
Characters: Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo
Rating: PG-15
Warning: mpreg
Challenge: character’s children
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
 
“This is all your fault!” yelled Hakkai, as another contraction ripped through his body.
                         
“Remember,” said the nurse, “breathe, Mr. Hakkai.”
 
Hakkai glared at the nurse before looking over at Sanzo and Gojyo. “If the two of you didn’t piss off the Merciful Goddess, she wouldn’t alter me with the ability to bear children – one of YOUR child.”
 
“It’s the Kappa’s fault,” said Sanzo.
 
“Oi!,” snapped Gojyo. “If you didn’t…”
 
“Shut up!” cried Hakkai. “AHH!”
 
“Congratulations!” said the nurse. “You’re now the father of a beautiful daughter. Now, who is the – er – other father?”
 
Hakkai glared at Sanzo and Gojyo. 
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Jun. 29th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

School Daze

Title: School Daze
Characters: Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo, Goku
Rating: PG
Challenge: past prompts
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
A/N: prompt: AU
 
The school bell rang off in the distance. Everyone attended class – all except for the four leaning against the school.
 
“We’re late,” said Hakkai. He looked down at the fidgeting Goku. “Having second thoughts?”
 
“No.” Goku was determined to hang out with the older students.
 
Gojyo grinned wolfishly. “I have an idea. Let’s go to the Red Zone and pick up some chicks.”
 
Hakkai rolled his eyes. “I don’t think that’s a good idea.”
 
“What’s the Red Zone?” Goku asked curiously. “I want to go to the Red Zone. Hey Sanzo, where are you going?’
 
Sanzo snorted. “Anywhere but here.”
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Dimension Witch

Title: Dimension Witch
Characters: Hakkai, Gojyo, Yuko
Rating: G
Challenge: past prompts
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
A/N: prompt: crossover. This one is a crossover with XxxHolic and Tsubasa. Anyone familiar with the two manga by CLAMP will be familiar who Yuko is.
 
 
The Dimension Witch –one of the many names people called her over the years. However, she simply prefers to be called Yuko. 
 
“Where the hell are we?” ask the one with blood red hair. 
 
“You’re in my shop?” said Yuko. 
 
“How is it that your shop is located in a desert?” asked the one wearing a monocle. 
 
“I sense you both have something you want. There is no coincidence – only inevitability. No one can find this shop unless there’s a need. However the universe must be balanced. Are you willing to part with something precious to get what you want?”
 
“…”
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Jun. 1st, 2008


[info]sawsha12

The Gates to Hell

Title: The Gates to Hell
Characters: Konzen, Tenpou, Kenren, and mentioned Son Goku
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Film Quotes
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100 + Quote
A/N: “Let the force be with you!” from StarWars. Let’s see if I can make this drabble work. :D
 
Heaven was burning quickly and badly – beautiful.
 
“Man, can that monkey do some damage or what?” Kenren smirked
 
“He’s Son Goku,” Tenpou simply stated. “I suppose we should do something about it, right Konzen?”
 
Konzen shrugged – uncaring.
 
“Right,” said Kenren. “Let the force be with you, and let’s fight.”
 
Konzen scowled. “What the hell?! Where did you get a stupid saying like that?”
 
“From the future.”
 
“You’re not allowed to travel through time,” pointed Tenpou.
 
“I was board, drunk, and I wanted to piss the timekeeper off.” Both Konzen and Tenpou sighed and Kenren shrugged. “I’ll see you in the 20th century then.”
 
“Or in hell.”
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May. 18th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Reporter

Title: Reporter
Characters: Gojyo, Hakkai (mention), ?
Rating: G
Challenge: Self Inclusion
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
 
“Gojyo, a moment of your time please,” rushed a lady with black hair and dark piercing eyes.
 
Gojyo looked quizzically down at the strange lady. “What do you want?”
 
“Is it true you prefer men rather than women?”
 
“What?!”
 
“My sources reveal that you’re obsessed with Hakkai.”
 
“That’s bull!” denied Gojyo.
 
“I see.” The reporter madly scribbled something on her notepad. “So all the fawning over women is a farce to cover your true feelings for Hakkai. If it’s not obsession than it must be love.”
 
“I never said that!”
 
The reporter raised an eyebrow. “I just want the truth.”
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Apr. 27th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Missing Scene

Title: Missing Scene (because I couldn’t think of anything else to title this)
Characters: Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo
Rating: PG
Challenge: Missing Scenes
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
A/N: This takes place during the Chin Yisou arch in Vol. 4 in the Saiyuki manga series.
 
Sanzo had literally shot him; Gojyo was amazed that he was still alive.
 
“Are you finally awake, Kappa?”
 
Gojyo turned his head and found Sanzo sitting nearby and Hakkai lying next to him – unconscious. “What happened?”
 
“Hakkai fainted after he healed your sorry ass.” Sanzo stood up. “C’mon, you need to carry Hakkai somewhere safe.”
 
“I just got shot you damn lazy monk?”
 
After settling Hakkai in the cave, Gojyo said, “I think we should get Hakkai out of those clothes. He looks uncomfortable.”
 
“No, you go look for the monkey, you perverted Kappa.”
 
“I didn’t mean it that way!”
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Apr. 17th, 2008


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Behind Bars

Title: Behind Bars
Characters: Tenpou, Kenren
Rating: G
Challenge: Revenge
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
 
Tenpou had never been down into the prison area before – there wasn’t reason for him to, until now.
 
He walked until he found the occupied cell and crossed his arms. “What did you do this time?”
 
Kenren chuckled. “Nothing that deserved imprisonment.”
 
Tenpou adjusted his glasses and waited.
 
“Alright, I poured hot sauce in the wine that was intended for this dumbass, but the wine went to the Jade Emperor instead…Hey where are you going? Aren’t you going to get me out of here?”
 
“No, you’re grounded,” said Tenpou evenly. “This is revenge for all the headaches you’ve brought me.”
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Apr. 6th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Wish Go Away

Title: Wish Go Away
Characters: Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo, Goku
Rating: R-ish?? (just to be safe)
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
A/N: This is a sequel to Wish Upon A…, but it can be read alone. Thanks [info]jyuukoi for the inspiration. 
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Wish Upon A...

Title: Wish Upon A…
Characters: Hakkai, Gojyo, mentioned of others
Rating: PG-15
Challenge: Three Wishes
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
A/N: I used the monkey’s paw, which is based on the short story “The Monkey’s Paw.” Beware what you wish for. ; )
 
“Did you ever make a wish on that monkey’s paw you bought?” asked Hakkai.
 
“Yep,” answered Gojyo. “Two more wishes left.”
 
“Did it work?”
 
“Yep.”
 
“What did you wish for?”
 
“It’s in our room.”
 
Curious, Hakkai opened the door to their shared room and was petrified by what he saw.
 
“I wished for all the sex toys made in the world. Do you want to try some out now?”
 
“Maybe later, but for now, we need to clean this up before Goku sees all this.”
 
“Too late.”
 
“And?”
 
Gojyo shrugged. “I told him to ask Sanzo about what they do.”
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Mar. 27th, 2008


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Question Answered

Title: Question Answered
Characters: Sanzo, Goku
Rating: PG-15
Challenge: Goku
Team: Homura-tachi
Word Count: 100
A/N: This is 3/3 parts drabble. It’s a sequel to Simple Question and Innocent Question, but can be read alone.
 
“Sanzo, I have…” Goku started
 
“No.” 
 
“But, you didn’t even hear what I’m going to ask?”
 
“It doesn’t matter”
 
“Well, I’m going to ask anyways. What’s sex like?”
 
“I’m a monk, and monks don’t have sex.”
 
“Liar! I’ve seen you have sex with Hakkai.”
 
Sanzo glared at Goku. “That’s none of your damn business!”
 
“Tell me.”
 
“Fine, if you must know, sex is…” Sanzo leaned close and began whispering in Goku’s ear.
 
Goku’s golden eyes widen. His face turned an interesting shade of red. And his nose began to bleed. “So, that’s what sex is,” he said before passing out.
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Mar. 26th, 2008


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Innocent Question

Title: Innocent Question
Characters: Gojyo, Goku
Rating: PG-15
Challenge: Goku
Team: Kou-tachi
Word Count: 100
A/N: This is 2/3 parts drabble. It’s a sequel to Simple Question, but can be read alone.
 
“I have a question.”
 
“Not now baka, can’t you see that I’m busy.” Gojyo had a beautiful woman sitting next him at the bar, when Goku found them.
 
“Come on sweetie,” said the lady. “Answer his question.”
 
“Alright, spill monkey boy,” said Goyjo.
 
“What is sex like?”
 
Gojyo groaned while the lady giggled.
 
“Well?”
 
“Sex is the most wonderful thing in the world, it’s loud, it’s messy, and there’s an explosion of ecstasy at the end.”
 
Goku contemplated for a moment. “Then what’s the difference between that and rolling in the mud with pigs while watching fireworks?”
 
“Dammit, ask Sanzo.”
 
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Mar. 25th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Simple Question

Title: Simple Question
Characters: Hakkai, Goku
Rating: PG-15
Challenge: Goku
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
A/N: This is 1/3 part drabble, but it can be read alone.  The next part will be posted tomorrow :)
 
“I have a question.”
 
Hakkai was washing dishes when Goku innocently came into the room. “What sort of question?”
 
“What is sex like?”
 
CRASH!
 
After Hakkai cleared the area of the broken dishes, he sighed, “I suppose it’s time for you to learn. When a man and a woman…”
 
After an hour of explanation, Goku looked quizzically at Hakkai – scratching his head in puzzlement. “I don’t get it.”
 
Hakkai decided to take the next step and use visuals.
 
“I still don’t get it. How can you slide that hotdog into that pastry without tearing it?”
 
“Maybe Gojyo can explain better.”
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Mar. 23rd, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Egg Hunt

Title: Egg Hunt
Characters: Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo, Goku, Lirin 
Rating: G
Challenge: stranded
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100 
A/N: Happy Easter to those who celebrate it! :)

“Why are you following us?” Sanzo demanded as he glared down at Lirin.
 
“I’m going to prove to my brother that I can defeat you.”
 
“Well you haven’t done anything besides follow us into this forest,” stated Gojyo.
 
“It’s all part of my plan!”
 
“Why don’t we play a game then?” said Hakkai. “I’ve hidden some candy eggs around this area. Whoever finds the most wins.” He handed each of them a colorful basket. “Ready, Set, Go!”
 
“Wait Goku, don’t run after her,” shouted Sanzo.
 
“Forget the monkey,” said Gojyo. “Quick, let’s run and give the little brat the slip.”
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