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Title: Knocked Up

Characters: Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo

Rating: PG-15
Warning: mpreg

Challenge: character’s children

Team: Sanzo-ikkou

Word Count: 100

“This is all your fault!” yelled Hakkai, as another contraction ripped through his body.

                         

“Remember,” said the nurse, “breathe, Mr. Hakkai.”

 

Hakkai glared at the nurse before looking over at Sanzo and Gojyo. “If the two of you didn’t piss off the Merciful Goddess, she wouldn’t alter me with the ability to bear children – one of YOUR child.”

 

“It’s the Kappa’s fault,” said Sanzo.

 

“Oi!,” snapped Gojyo. “If you didn’t…”

 

“Shut up!” cried Hakkai. “AHH!”

 

“Congratulations!” said the nurse. “You’re now the father of a beautiful daughter. Now, who is the – er – other father?”

 

Hakkai glared at Sanzo and Gojyo.