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Welcome to Sackiroth's world...


(ahem) testing... testing...



...aha! That's better:



Hello. My name is Sackiroth. You killed my... wait a minute... (ahem.) Oh what the heck, I've been meaning to try out my evil cackle:

MWAHAHAHAAAAA~!



There, that's better. Sometimes you just need to get these things out of your system.

*cue theme music*

In today's episode of Sackiroth Explains It All, I will demonstrate how to vanquish* a fanged monster three times your own size using nothing but your bare hands!



...er. Eheheheh. And by vanquish, obviously I meant in the politely cohabitating sense of vanquishment...?



...yes. Well. Moving right along!

In the next installment of Sackiroth Explains It All, I will bestow upon the world the Secret of Ultimate Cool! Yes, you too can be Just As Cool As I Am (TM) with the helpful assistance of this wonderful box:



Until next time... I will not be just a memory!(TM)(r)(C)
--Sackiroth

*Photographer's notes: No, the cat was not nearly as pissed-off as he looked. In fact, I just happened to catch him in the middle of a particularly elaborate yawn. The cat is supremely unimpressed with Sackiroth's powers of intimidation, cf. his incredibly 'whatthefrackever' expression in shot #2 up there. :3