Thank you, thank you! Here's a sneak preview of next episode's How to Level Up Coolness.
1. Acquire ruler, can of tomatoes, and 15-lb weight.
2. Wedge ruler into the door of the Entirely Too Tall Box of Cool(TM) and heave until it comes open.
3. Balance ruler on side of can of tomatoes.
4. Persuade puppetslave Cloud to drop 15 lb weight off chair onto end of ruler.
5. Ruler flings self into the top level of the Box of Cool(TM). Success!
Extra special limit break version: Attempt with freezer section. Snarf down all the materia ice and ice cream sandwiches found therein. Consider giving one to puppetslave Cloud. **Important: Do not give any to cat under any circumstances.