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chibirisuchan ([info]chibirisuchan) wrote in [info]sackiroth,
@ 2009-04-30 21:24:00

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Current mood:creative
Entry tags:enter the rival, eternal rivals!, intro, quest for cool, sackiroth 00

Welcome to Sackiroth's world...


(ahem) testing... testing...



...aha! That's better:



Hello. My name is Sackiroth. You killed my... wait a minute... (ahem.) Oh what the heck, I've been meaning to try out my evil cackle:

MWAHAHAHAAAAA~!



There, that's better. Sometimes you just need to get these things out of your system.

*cue theme music*

In today's episode of Sackiroth Explains It All, I will demonstrate how to vanquish* a fanged monster three times your own size using nothing but your bare hands!



...er. Eheheheh. And by vanquish, obviously I meant in the politely cohabitating sense of vanquishment...?



...yes. Well. Moving right along!

In the next installment of Sackiroth Explains It All, I will bestow upon the world the Secret of Ultimate Cool! Yes, you too can be Just As Cool As I Am (TM) with the helpful assistance of this wonderful box:



Until next time... I will not be just a memory!(TM)(r)(C)
--Sackiroth

*Photographer's notes: No, the cat was not nearly as pissed-off as he looked. In fact, I just happened to catch him in the middle of a particularly elaborate yawn. The cat is supremely unimpressed with Sackiroth's powers of intimidation, cf. his incredibly 'whatthefrackever' expression in shot #2 up there. :3

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[info]raisedbymoogles
2009-04-30 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Hi Sackiroth hi! :D

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-04-30 09:54 pm UTC (link)
(Sackiroth says:)
Hi, Moogles, hi!
*cough hack er I mean*
*tries for aloof glare*
*fails on account of how the shiny black button eyes have absolutely no intimidation powers whatsoever*
...I believe you are responsible for a clone avatar ...cousin of mine known as Fluffiroth? Please give him my regards.

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[info]raisedbymoogles
2009-05-01 10:17 am UTC (link)
*giggles* Sorry, dear. You are cursed by Cute. Learn to live with it. ;)

I've passed along your regards. Fluffiroth muttered something polite and then shambled off to go nurse a sudden headache.

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-05-01 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Sackiroth says: But how am I to properly enforce my will if I can't strike pants-wetting terror into puny humans at a glance?

(It's like he's never heard of blackmail or something, SackYuffie's disembodied head snorts.)

(also, I could not resist flinging this icon at you, given the topic. <3)

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[info]raisedbymoogles
2009-05-02 11:05 am UTC (link)
I find that chibi eyes work just as well. ^_^

(Eeeeeee! *skritches the cuteadorablething* *and the choco too*)

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[info]sesshiyuki.livejournal.com
2009-04-30 09:58 pm UTC (link)
Hello, precious Sackiroth~

My, what lovely stitches you're made of.

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-04-30 10:03 pm UTC (link)
(Sackiroth preens happily:) Why, thank you! I'll pass your compliments on to my mad scientists power-crazed genetic engineers psycho undead alien slimeball that bastard that bitch ...progenitors.

(Photographer mutters under her breath about not having known what she was doing when she started and having done every single blessed stitch of the little fuzzball wrong, but at least they're ALL wrong the SAME way so hopefully it's less noticeable? XD)

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[info]sesshiyuki.livejournal.com
2009-04-30 10:56 pm UTC (link)
You're very welcome. Alas, I wish MY hair had that kind of fullness and volume.

(As someone whose knowledge of crochet and knitting runs a littleee past scarf-beginner level and just verging into the tiny hats territory, all I can tell for certain is the stitching looks consistent and the same size throughout. :3 Plus, hey, it looks like Sephiroth! That's important, too. Damned if I couldn't make Craft Sith or Scarflett.)

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-04-30 11:02 pm UTC (link)
....omg, if you make them, I'll add you to the posting list so you can share pics of 'em? ^_____^

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[info]sesshiyuki.livejournal.com
2009-04-30 11:05 pm UTC (link)
If they are successful attempts *_* I'll let you know?

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[info]ardwynna
2009-04-30 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Greetings, Sackiroth!
If you don't mind me asking, how do you keep your yarn fine tresses from tangling?

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-04-30 10:07 pm UTC (link)
(Sackiroth says:)
I glare them into submission. They wouldn't dare cross my formidable will.

...what?

There is nothing laughable about my powers of intimidation! Nothing at all!

...is that cat snickering?

Excuse me, I think I have to go vanquish that exasperating beast some more...

(Photographer hastily scoops Sackiroth up and deposits him on the mantlepiece, because the cat would tear him to shreds quite literally. :3)

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[info]lenine
2009-04-30 10:07 pm UTC (link)
Dear Sackiroth:

I am impressed with your powers of vanquishing. That monster is totally defeated. Also: Your hair looks fabulous.

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-04-30 10:09 pm UTC (link)
(Sackiroth says:)

Thank you so much. It's good to know that some people around here understand the respect due a god-to-be. Not like some cats I might mention. Hmph.

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2009-04-30 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Hi, Sackiroth! You have truly vanished the fanged monster!

And I eagerly await your next lesson, on how to level up coolness!

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-04-30 10:16 pm UTC (link)
(Sackiroth says:)

Thank you, thank you! Here's a sneak preview of next episode's How to Level Up Coolness.

1. Acquire ruler, can of tomatoes, and 15-lb weight.

2. Wedge ruler into the door of the Entirely Too Tall Box of Cool(TM) and heave until it comes open.

3. Balance ruler on side of can of tomatoes.

4. Persuade puppet slave Cloud to drop 15 lb weight off chair onto end of ruler.

5. Ruler flings self into the top level of the Box of Cool(TM). Success!

Extra special limit break version: Attempt with freezer section. Snarf down all the materia ice and ice cream sandwiches found therein. Consider giving one to puppet slave Cloud. **Important: Do not give any to cat under any circumstances.

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2009-04-30 10:28 pm UTC (link)
You know, I can hear One Winged Angel in the background as I imagine it. Awesome.

And you should give the puppet slave Cloud one. Otherwise, he emos, and then he might start conspiring with The Cat, and that just never works out.

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-04-30 10:37 pm UTC (link)
.....I may have to hastily knit a soldier helmet for my Zackinprogress so I could shove it on him and turn him into puppet slave Cloud for the Epic Photo Shoot of the Box of Cool(TM).

Now to figure out exactly how much time I can leave the fridge (or freezer) door open for setting up shots without ruining the food inside...

*headdesk* but I should really finish the costume I'm wearing 8 days from now first? Buuuut I want to have an epic photo shoooooot...

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2009-04-30 10:41 pm UTC (link)
LOL, there is an irony, there...

And the food won't ruin too quickly--after all, frozen food makes it from the grocery store to home--so the photoshoot should be OK.

As for which to make first, heh, you can always decide the same way as I chose which college to go to--flipping a coin.

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-04-30 10:47 pm UTC (link)
------AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH AAAAUGH AAAUGH AAAAAAAAUGH.

So I have this ball of blue yarn. And I obviously have silvery yarn. AND. AND. If I make a helmet to stuff on Sack/ZackCloud -- I can REUSE IT AS JENOVA'S HELMET. And then! Then there can be all KINDS of "look what I found growing in the fridge!" jokes and and and

AAAAAAAAUGH.

I think you officially have your revenge for the plotcthulhus.

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2009-04-30 10:51 pm UTC (link)
*cackles maniacally* YES! FINALLY, REVENGE IS MINE! After how many plotcthulhus is it now?! You sic plotcthulhus on my, I sic, what, crochetcthulus?, on you!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA~

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-04-30 11:00 pm UTC (link)
(this is as close as I have to a 'pwned' icon, I think. XD)

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2009-04-30 11:04 pm UTC (link)
This may be a pyrrhic victory, but a victory nonetheless. ;)

I'm going to watch ACC today. Pray for me, because we all know once I watch it, that first plotcthulhu you gave me is coming for my brain.

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-05-01 11:20 pm UTC (link)
....so, how are the plotcthulhus coming?

wonder if I should duck and cover yet

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2009-05-01 11:25 pm UTC (link)
heh. I ended up deciding getting out of bed was too much effort (the TV is in another room), and today is looking like a "stay in bed sleeping" day, too. XD Which reminds me, time to take my afternoon meds. x_x

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-05-01 11:33 pm UTC (link)
*icon-captions at you*

man, I hope you feel better soon! It'd totally suck to be sick your entire vacation week.

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2009-05-01 11:37 pm UTC (link)
...is that Sackiroth in the microwave?! *dies*

And yeah, this totally, totally sucks. I had hoped to at least clean my apartment this vacation, but noooooOOOOOOOOoooooo, stuck in bed. */whinge*

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-05-01 11:43 pm UTC (link)
why yes, yes it is. >;D (PuppetCloud has to get his revenge some time, after all. And I did the Photo Shoot of Massive Evil tonight, too. I've just got a helluvalotof cropping/lighting and color correction/text composition and shot ordering before I can make post #2 due to my cheesy little point and shoot being terrible about flashwash, but I don't have the patience to take actual film in my Canon SLR and wait for it to get developed.)

Is there anybody you know who might be bribable to do cleaning in exchange for ficcage or arias or something? I'd volunteer to help, but there's that whole 'on another continent' thing in the way...

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2009-05-01 11:48 pm UTC (link)
hee hee--Sackiroth should know to never, ever underestimate PuppetCloud. >XD

And I hate, hate, hate imposing on people. ^^;; Plus, the only friend I would feel comfortable asking, because she loves cleaning and taking care of people, is currently on vacation in Shanghai (and I'm jeeeeealoooooous; she's in Shanghai and will be for two more days). Plus, my place is such a disaster right now I'd have to clean before I let someone in to clean. >XD;;;

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-05-01 11:54 pm UTC (link)
heh. Yeah, I can see how that kind of defeats the purpose of having someone over to help you clean so you get to recuperate.

*thinks magic-lung-fixing thoughts in your direction?*

*is midnight, am about to pumpkinify; g'night!*

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[info]madisuzy
2009-04-30 10:52 pm UTC (link)
sackiroth....I think I am in love with you! *runs*

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-04-30 10:59 pm UTC (link)
Sackiroth thinks:
(It's a good thing my head is crocheted and stretchy, or with all the egoboosting I've gotten lately, my skull might explode, and that would be a terribly ignominious fate for a god-to-be. Lucky for me, I am both foresightfully designed and all-around perfect, as proven by the fact that my head has not yet exploded! Go me! *preens*)

Sackiroth says:
Thank you, my dear. There's no need to run off so quickly. Come and tell me some more about how that cat is an idiot and I am totally awe-and-terror-inspiring er, I mean yourself.

photographer, on the other hand, is running off because she neeeeeds sleeeeeeep liek whoa... more Sephiroth chattins tomorrow, folks!)

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[info]kunenk
2009-04-30 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Looking good! *tips hat*

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-05-01 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Sackiroth says:

Why, thank you! Of course, given my superior genetics, it's only to be expected...

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[info]jlsigman
2009-05-01 04:56 am UTC (link)
Hello Sackiroth! I am a fan of yours and look forward to your many adventures! :-)

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-05-01 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Sackiroth says:

Thank you! I confess that I too am looking forward to dealing with that contemptuous beast once and for all further adventuring.

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[info]ani_mama
2009-05-01 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Ah, that kitty looks supremely unimpressed...

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[info]chibirisuchan
2009-05-01 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, he was all 'wtf are you doing you stupid human? I was having a perfectly good nap here!' And he seems to have gotten more suspicious once he actually woke up and found a plushie taking over his bed (which once used to be mine but he has thoroughly claimed it and occasionally deigns to allow me to sleep along one edge or the other, sheeesh.) Tonight he wanted to play with the yarnhair, so no more cat shots. Plenty of other madness though. XD

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2009-05-01 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Maybe he remembers that at one point, all that yarn WAS moving, so maybe it will start moving again. XD

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