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Jan. 7th, 2012


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Who: ALL YA'LL PUNK ASS BITCHES
Where: THE ARENA
When: TIME FOR SHENANIGANS TO END
What:

[As Guardian meets his end and Mitsuru suffers his punishment for an ill-advised attack, a heavy silence fills the arena. The chess pieces, both sand and lava, collapse back into the floor and smooth out, melding back into it as though they'd never risen.

The next time you blink, King's statue has lifted its hand. Lightning, devastatingly powerful, arcs out across the entire arena, striking at anything and anyone it can reach. Where it strikes the floor and walls it leaves small craters. This is not going to be a light blow for anyone struck with it.]

Dec. 23rd, 2011


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WHO: YOU
WHERE: ARENA
WHEN: DAY 300, MORNING
WHAT:

[Soldier's call is loud and annoying as usual, but there does seem to be one problem today: The bar is not so well-stocked. In fact, there's only beer on tap, and it's awfully sour...]

HAPPY DAY 300 MOTHERFUCKERS!!

((Mingle
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTERS - let Excel know who is fighting OOCly; any discrepancies between IC and OOC choice can be worked out. This is particularly important because there will be no revival! screw that, fight if you want or don't if you want \o/

If you're like ALL HELLS NAW I DON'T WANT MY CHARACTER TO FIGHT go here and if you're like FUCK YEAH BLOOD AND VIOLENCE go hyah

We will work out a thing for revival :|b

ENDGAME))

Dec. 19th, 2011


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[info]lunarwings
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Who: Kurow, Bunnycorn, Soldier
Where: Monoceros, then outside
When: Day 298, evening
What: Puppies!

Hey dudes, can I borrow some alcohol?

[there is a perfectly justified reason for this I swear]

Dec. 3rd, 2011

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[info]messagingly
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Who: Judges only
Where: :)
When: Time is frightfully relative, isn't it?
What:

[He's really rarely flashy when he appears in others' domains. Not really worth the pomp and circumstance when a general breeze was enough to let someone know he approached.]

Mind a word? Or perhaps several, in exchange! Sort of a conversational barter.

((OOC: EXPERIMENTAL POST. This is only for Judges! You don't have to be talking to Messenger, or any of it set at the same time. Just give your [Name] in the subject line and what environment you've chosen to surround yourself in. TAG AROUND TO EACH OTHER. Feel free to use #sabra_la_iudex to work out headcanon and relationships or just dive in blind.

LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES.))

Nov. 18th, 2011

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[info]hohosiscons
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Who: Santa, Mitsuru and Soldier
Where: Orion
When: Day 290, Morning
What: Beautiful things.

[Standing outside of Orion's pyramid there's Santa-- ready to call on a certain Judge with a few tributes prepared just for him. There are three dishes especially prepared for soldier: a plate of carrots-- all cut up to look like tiny dongs, and another of mushrooms, still cut up to look like tiny dongs. The third plate has mixed vegetables, but don't worry: they're all arranged to make the shape of a dong on the plate.

Sometimes you have to sacrifice your dignity in order to test important things.]

Guess I just gotta call him...

[there's a pause, and then he finally goes on with it]

Hey, Soldier, get here for a minute. I gotta ask something about chicks, and I made some stuff to celebrate your dick in exchange.

Oct. 19th, 2011


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Game 165 End


[info]sabra_la_iudex
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Who: YOU ASSHOLES
Where: THE ARENA
When: Day 282, morning
What: HANGOVERS

UUURGGGGHHHH... WHAT TIME IS IT...

((MEMORIES! - Pyxis, Mono, Pavo, Cetus, with prizes for Hydracula, Lyvus, and PARROT))

Oct. 16th, 2011


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[info]sabra_la_iudex
[info]sabra_la_tau
Who: ALL OF SOLDIER'S BROS (AND HOES)
Where: ARENA
When: DAY 281, MORNING
What:

[Oh no, not another game! The call isn't insistent in the same way as the last one, but it's definitely loud enough that you're probably not going to be able to go back to sleep. On the bright side, considering said call is a non-stop drum solo with the occasional burst of incoherently-slurred rap lyrics, you've got a good guess as to which Judge it is.]

BEER! TATTOOS! BEER AND TATTOOS. YOU HAVE UNTIL I FINISH MY DRUM SOLO! AND THAT'LL BE A FEW HOURS SO YOU CAN TAKE IT HOME TO YOUR LAZY-ASS TEAMMATES!

((Items from the fully stocked bar are fully removable! Tattoo kits for all, with provisions for difficult-to-tattoo non-human party members! You have until Wednesday, 3pm PST to submit your tattoos!))

Sep. 23rd, 2011

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[info]letdownmyhair
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Who: Rapunzel and others
Where: Cave walls near DelPavo
When: Day 274, afternoon
What: Painting!

[There comes a time when the cave walls get to be so cave wall-y, it's just so bland, so boring. And as she is running out of space in her room, Rapunzel has decided to brighten up the place with a few murals here and there. Trees and flowers and pictures of people playing happily; she's using her grappling hook to reach the higher rock and there are a few beebats there helping her hold paint cans. Sooner or later I'm sure people will get used to sights like this.]

Sep. 17th, 2011


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Game 162; ENDGAME & REVIVALS


[info]sabra_la_iudex
[info]sabra_la_tau
Who: Whoever
Where: The Arena
When: Day 273, after the game
What:

HAHAHA, WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN DO WITHOUT ME, YOU SAD LITTLE DWEEB?

[Soldier is laughing, the bar is fully stocked, and there are still a few stray corgi puppies running around.]

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Game 162


[info]sabra_la_iudex
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Who: Everyone
Where: The Arena
When: Day 273, Afternoon
What: :)

[The arena has been dimly lit with torches that leave much of the area dark. Only a patch to the base of the Judge's statue has been lit, and from there eight more paths stretch out to doors that have been lit with colored torches according to each set of partner teams. Game Master's statue is seated on the throne, head turned beneath the hood to watch the incoming blanks.

—and then some dick started blowing a vuvuzela.]

Soldier!! You're going to ruin my game!

((Mingle | SOLDIER!!! | Rules and Explanation | Posts))

Jun. 4th, 2011


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WOOO IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING GAME


[info]sabra_la_iudex
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WHO: FUCKING SOLDIER MAN IT'S A PARTY
WHERE: THE ARENA
WHEN: DAY 243, EVENING
WHAT: GAME 149

A'IGHT BITCHES WHO'S READY TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!

((MINGLE
FOR EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T RUN AWAY))

Apr. 21st, 2011


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Who: TRAILING ORGANS... I MEAN, ORGAN TRAILERS
Where: ARENA
When: DAY 233, AFTERNOON
What: ENDGAME & MEMORY BEERS

HAHAHA, WASN'T THAT FUN? OR TEDIOUS. TEDIFUN. WHATEVER, YOU'RE DONE NOW.

Apr. 19th, 2011


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GAME 143


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Who: THE LIVING!!
Where: THE ARENA!!
When: DAY 233, AFTERNOON!!
What: BRAAAAAAAAINNNSSS

[There are little cubicles with Apple IIe computers set up today.

YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I MADE YOU PLAY THIS? I HAD THE WRONG GAME THAT TIME. THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE.



((ORGAN TRAIL! 8U> This is a loser game, but winner teams can play for prizes. Wins go to high scores and maybe also whoever made me laugh the most with their playthrough. ANYWAY, you have 24 hours to deposit scores, which is to say, until 5:30pm PST tomorrow.

Mingle | Playthroughs | Final scores))

Mar. 5th, 2011

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GAME 135

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WHO: WHO THE FUCK EVER MAN
WHERE: THE ARENA
WHEN: DAY 221, HAPPY HOUR
WHAT: HEAVY DRINKING

[The fully-stocked bars that accompany each of Soldier's game are always impressive, but today's is truly a masterpiece of boozology. Enough liquor to kill the entirety of Sabra La Tau sits on its magnificent shelves. Watch out for the antifreeze.]

LET'S MAKE THIS SIMPLE. ROUND ONE: GET DRUNK.

((MINGLE | INSTRUCTIONS

HYDRACULA
PYGNUS
BUNNYCORN
LIZARDKING
DOGBEAR
MONSTER HUNTER
DELPAVO
LYVUS

TATTOO YOUR TEAMMATES! Important points:

* Tattoo guns work on everyone, even if it doesn't make any sense at all. No exceptions.
* Feel free to hop other teams' threads; they're basically only split up to make this post as navigable as possible.
* If you want a tattoo but come in late (EVEN AFTER ENDGAME), go right ahead and retcon yourself a thread!

Show off your final tattoo designs HERE! You have until 8 PM PST/11 EST/1 JST due to IJ hookerdom and Excel having the plague, game extended overnight! Memories will be up tomorrow

MEMORIES & TO-GO KITS! - Pavo, Cepheus, Lepus, Lynx, Mono))

Dec. 31st, 2010


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[info]sabra_la_iudex
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WHO: YOU
WHERE: THE ARENA
WHEN: DAY 201, AFTERNOON
WHAT: GAME 121

IT'S TIME FOR A REAL GAME, BLANKS. A MAN'S GAME. SOMETHING TO PUT CHINS ON YOUR NUTS AND NUTS ON YOUR CHIN.

TIME TO BUST SOME RHYMES AND MAYBE SOME HEADS IN...

RAP BATTLE

((MINGLE
OPHIUCHUS

ROUND ONE
ROUND TWO:
HYDRA VS LEPUS
DELPHINUS VS CYGNUS
CANIS VS CEPHEUS
PAVO VS VULPECULA
EVERYBODY ELSE

ENDGAME/MEMORIES))

Oct. 16th, 2010

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Who: PYXIDOUCHES
Where: THERE
When: DAY 180?? FUCK IF I KNOW, AFTER FOLKS GO HOME
What:

THASH SURE WAS A GRADE PARTY

Oct. 11th, 2010


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[info]sabra_la_npcs
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WHO: whoever's awake I DON'T KNOW, SOME ASSHOLES
WHERE: BY THE RIVER
WHEN: DAY 179 HANGOVER O'CLOCK
WHAT:

[It's not quite the call of a game, but you might just be drawn to the large fertile area downstream of the lake. There's a pack of corgis chilling here already, rolling around and chewing on things and doggie paddling about.]

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED TO JOIN TOP-SECRET ULTRA-ELITE "NAMES I DREW OUT OF A HAT" CLUB! THE BADASSEST MOTHERFUCKING CLUB THIS SIDE OF THE ARENA! I'LL LAY THIS SHIT OUT FOR YOU REAL SIMPLE. YOUR MISSION, WHETHER OR NOT YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT: ENTERTAIN SOLDIER. YOUR PRIZE: YOU GET TO DRINK BEER WHILE ENTERTAINING SOLDIER.

Sep. 19th, 2010


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Who: WHAT
Where: WHAT. RED GUYS'S STUFF? I DUNNO MAN
When: DAY 171 YEAH
What: [It stars out as a faint, distant rumble, but rises quickly to a deadening crescendo. The earth shakes and the walls tremble. What is this? A cave in? A stampede?


No, dear reader. It is the belch of a prince.]


HAHAHA AWESOME

Jul. 31st, 2010


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[info]sabra_la_iudex
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Who: haHA
Where: The Arena
When: Day 154, NOT MUCH LATER
What: haHA

[There is a sudden flux in pressure so strong that those without highly robust sinuses may find their noses bleeding. The looms unweave themselves and crumble to dust. There is a SHUNK! and a POP! and all that was strange stops and the Arena settles back into what's familiar.]



Haha! Oh that Trickster. Why, that wasn't even a proper game by his standards. Well, what can you do? I'm sure you're all tuckered out, so why don't you all just head on home now, and we'll get a better game for you out soon.

Jul. 20th, 2010

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[info]sabra_la_iudex
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[The arena is oddly quiet, as Messenger seems to be missing for the moment. The poll remains, and I'm sure you're all clever enough to figure out what happened.]

Poll #5427
Open to: All, results viewable to: None

Choose wisely. It may be your last.

Monoceros
0 (0.0%)

Cepheus
3 (50.0%)

Cygnus
3 (50.0%)

Lepus
0 (0.0%)

Hydra
0 (0.0%)

Orion
0 (0.0%)

Delphinus
0 (0.0%)

Corvus
0 (0.0%)



[In light of Messenger's absence, there is a small drop box with a screen, and a pad of paper and pencil off to the side. There is a sign next to the box: Yes or No QUESTIONS only.]