Sabra La Tau

Who: Orion and anyone out and about
Where: The mushwood forest
When: Day 227, afternoon
What: A lumber-jacking we go!

We should just bring extra this time. We have a place to keep it in the new dorm.

Who: Albert, anyone
Where: All over
When: Day 226, all morning (but not too early 8Db)
What: Social visits

[Today one member of Hydra is going around to all the dorms! Knocking on doors, saying hello, meeting new people, trading gossip, you name it. He's got a covered woven basket with him, too.]

[...Okay we lied. Maybe not ALL of them. He's probably conspicuously skipping Beardog and Lepus, but that's not to say that he has to ignore aforementioned team members if he meets one of their number on the road, right...?]

Who:  Rapunzel, various animals and YOU
Where:  Wherever it is feasible to have all these animals and plants. The fields maybe?? Lets go with the fields.
When: Day 224, afternoonish
What:

[An unmistakable buzzing noise. An unmistakable, oddly tuneful buzzing noise. Add in a chorus of Orvi cawing, some clapping, and... A violin solo somehow? Drums? Who even knows. Should you investigate this abnormality you will find one Disney princess engaging in an elaborate dance number with several of Sabra's beasts as they help her gather food. There is a stack of pederpes rolling onions into a basket with a flick of their tail, beebats actively sharing their honey, fatty lizards helping to carry baskets, at least one dolphinacorn in there somewhere, it goes on and on. This is real. This is a thing that is happening.]

Who: PARROT, whoever
Where: Monster Hunter area
When: Day 224, noon
What:


[A PARROT HAS ARRIVED]

Hey, you forgot to-- ... he's gone.

[He is decked out in stylish Cetus colored feathers. Including the parrot beak too]

. . . this is worse than the rabbit ears.

((OOC: STILL HILARIOUSLY SLOW due to moontime schedule BUT NET IS FIXED.))

Who: Monster Hunter, visitors
Where: Monster Hunter
When: Day 223, After game
What: Newbie!

[an UNFAMILIAR HEAD just poked itself out of the trapdoor that connects Cetus and Orion] Helloooooooooo? Anybody home?

WHO: WHO THE FUCK EVER MAN
WHERE: THE ARENA
WHEN: DAY 221, HAPPY HOUR
WHAT: HEAVY DRINKING

[The fully-stocked bars that accompany each of Soldier's game are always impressive, but today's is truly a masterpiece of boozology. Enough liquor to kill the entirety of Sabra La Tau sits on its magnificent shelves. Watch out for the antifreeze.]

LET'S MAKE THIS SIMPLE. ROUND ONE: GET DRUNK.

((MINGLE | INSTRUCTIONS

HYDRACULA
PYGNUS
BUNNYCORN
LIZARDKING
DOGBEAR
MONSTER HUNTER
DELPAVO
LYVUS

TATTOO YOUR TEAMMATES! Important points:

* Tattoo guns work on everyone, even if it doesn't make any sense at all. No exceptions.
* Feel free to hop other teams' threads; they're basically only split up to make this post as navigable as possible.
* If you want a tattoo but come in late (EVEN AFTER ENDGAME), go right ahead and retcon yourself a thread!

Show off your final tattoo designs HERE! You have until 8 PM PST/11 EST/1 JST due to IJ hookerdom and Excel having the plague, game extended overnight! Memories will be up tomorrow

MEMORIES & TO-GO KITS! - Pavo, Cepheus, Lepus, Lynx, Mono))

Who: Orion, Cetus, interlopers!
Where: Orion dorms
When: Day 219, evening
What: TEAM DISCUSSIONS

Team meeting, guys! There's a few things I want to talk about.

[Don't mind the rabbit ears and tail o/]

Who: Monster Hunter, whomever.
Where: at the dorms, near the water
When: Day 217, dinnertime.
What: memories and food

[When life sucks, and you've spent the past few days trying to cope with that, and murdercave just keeps on happen' anyway, there is only one solution. Which is why Chaz is tending to a fire in a large dugout pit, for barbecue. Inside the pit are also the fruit of the labors of Orion: two shrets, butchered and marinating in herbs and a bit of blood, several fish rubbed with a pinch of salt and onions, and more.

They may not be able to stop murdercave, and they'll be gathering for a few days to make up for all the food today, but they can sure as hell have one good meal to make up for the past week or so.]

[ memories. ]

Who: MR HELPER AND YOU
Where: the NEAR MONSTERHUNTER
When: Day 215, early afternoon
What: CHEATING AT FISHING

[ if you had thorny vine powers would you use them for fishing? Mr. Helper sure would. ]

Who: Monsterhunter
Where: Just outside the dorms
When: Day 20, postgame
What: Homeward bound with memories

I'm glad that's over.

Who: CETUS... ORION... ... URSA...????!!!?? and whoever
Where: CETUS, possibly migrating hugpack idk my bff derpteam
When: Day 207, POST GAME
What: ALL THE HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSS and fussing.

[ STUFF IS HAPPENING. ]

Who: Anyone
Where: the waterpool in front of MONSTER HUNTER
When: Day 207, eeearly morning
What: Spear fishing :/a

[ah, the dulcet sounds of someone learning how to fish.]

Fucking slippery bastards.

Who: Anyone!
Where: The areas of Cetus and Orion
When: Day 206, morning
What: TERRIBLE SEA MONSTERS


[Someone in bright cyan has made his way to the top of the shell dorm!]

This is perfect!

[and seems to be talking to the air next to him] Don't you think so, Champ?

[Linking threads for my sanity:
Cetus: Rooflass (Amy) | Mr Helpful (March) | Thumper (Shinjiro) & alt Thumper thread | Dragon (Tobias)
Orion: Rose (Meer) | Chaz | Nebula (Emil) | Wolfwood | Ashikawa
Canis: Jace
Corvus: Dagger (Nabuca)
Cygnus: Shine (Rose)
Lacerta: Allen | Razzy (Dani)
Lepus: Bryony (Emiri)
Lynx: Brass (Rory) | Magpie (Hime) | Royal (Lelouch)
Monoceros: Quartz (Shinichi)
Ursa: Talon (Jake)
Vulpecula: Trixie (Yuffie)

Orion's briefing!]

Who: Anyone who's not at the game.
Where: Anywhere not the Arena.
When: Day 205, late afternoon/early evening.
What: Exploring the South Block

[Three guys are wandering up by the ruins, and all around. Somehow, they don't seem to have noticed the game call.

Feel free to host your own explorations here, backdate, whatever. Put the location in the title of your post.]

Who:  EVERYONE 8D
Where:  ARENA 8D
When: Day 205, late afternoon/early evening 
What:  JOY AND RAINBOWS, Game 124

We heard! We figured. We thought very hard about this! We figured you would be tired from such a journey and everything's been so serious lately! So very, very, very, serious! So we made you a game! A fun game!

[ You were all super excited to have a game right after the big move, weren't you? I am sure you are even more excited to see not one! But two! Two wonderful judge statues in the Arena! Even more exciting is that these two statues are Horn and Lover. At least there's no elevators, right? ]

Miss Mary Mack, mack, mack all dressed in black, black, black! Had a steamboat and it had a bell, ding, ding, ding! When the steamboat went to heaven, she broke her little ass! She had a tiny turtle! And then paid the doctor!

[ and then a moment of BLISSFUL SILENCE followed by: ]

Hey, listen. I heard a rumor.



A rumor about a sex dungeon!



|| mingle || magic and joy this is actually sign up, name and team prz || team posts, rules, map, etc || endgame || memories

Who: Everyone
Where: The Arena
When: Day 205, early afternoon

[Little has changed since you left, other than the light suffusing the Arena is brighter, in time with the day.

As the last of the teams file in, possessions in hand, pushed or pulled behind, the water seeping into the Arena seems to simply be drawn out.

The eastern doors groan, shudder and swing shut with a final, echoing boom. The soft sound of sobbing and water halts just as suddenly. One of the helper ants begins chewing on a wall idly.]

That out of the way! Lets get a little organized, shall we? Please head to the Southern Gate, and line up by partner teams.

Ah, and yes, Cepheus and Lacerta are now partners. Moving on!

Who: Cepheus, Orion, anyone
Where: Cepheon dorms and around
When: Day 204, morning
What: General morning things and gosh that water's coming up 8|;;;

Who: Orion and anybody!
Where: Orion dorms.
When: Day 202, post-game.
What: MEMORIES!

[there is a very pleased-looking Orion making her way back from the arena, holding a handful of berries]

Hey, look! We won a game!

Who: You!
Where: Arena!
When: Day 202, Morning
What: Game 122!

[Today, the arena has a maze that may be vaguely familiar to the very oldest of you, but overall kind of mysterious for the vast majority. It looms, looking terribly imposing and spooky. Fog pours out of the entrances. You can hear wolves ominously howling in the background!

On the throne is a winged girl statue, sounding rather cheerful.]

Hello, hello? Can we play? I want to play, a game, a game! Here, here! Step one is: There are seven stages, and you have to find them! Can you, can you? Well, all the world's a stage, but the world doesn't count!

[Mingle] [Rules] [Hydracula] [Pygnus] [Bunnycorn] [Cepheon] [Lacania] [Delpavo] [Lyvus]

Who: Whoever would be stopping by Orion
Where: The dorms
When: Day 200, immediately post waking
What: What the hell was THAT all about?

[Closes and locks the door behind him as soon as everyone's in.]

Well?