brandoflowers! This is wishing you a happy birthday, father's day too!

Lots of non-consensual love,
Dave

P.S. Oh and of course i am not really the dave gahan! But how many times has chris martin warned everybody that if you're not going to claim a journal and hurry along to arigolden there is going to be some lunatic who will snap snap snap at the chance and piss all over your reputation?

To the real dave gahan, sir, please see this clickable link. I will return you your journal immediately of course, unless i wake up tomorrow and realise that after 6 years of being me and still not having shagged brandon flowers it is time to administer the help of anton corbijn again and try walking in your shoes on a daily basis and fulfil all of my forbidden fantasies through you!