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[Call: Bobbi/Clint]

[Ring!]

Quick.

Fun things to do on a Monday afternoon when you don't feel like interacting socially.

[Fuzzy timelines, shortly after this.]

[Avengers]

He let me go.

[Locked individually to: Marta F, Jane F, Evie S]

Are you well?

I hate technology, okay? My DVR messed up and didn't get my show last night.

Anyone in here catch the new episode of Dog Cops on their DVR last night? I'll show my gratitude with a six pack and a pizza.

[Eddie N]

Hey. You're kind of a little shit, I can just tell. Don't worry. I like that. Because you're a reasonable human. I also also happen to be a little shit, but I think need your brand of little shit advice. Care to help me out, computer man?

-Bobbi

[Clint B]

Everything alright over there?

[Avengers]

So if Thor's in an Asgardian Prison...Loki is....

A. On a date with Jane
B. Making Sweet sweet love to a stallion
C. Ruling Asgard
D. Other - please specify

What other kinds of problems is the Loki problem stacked on top of? Can I have a list?

[Loki]

Cheek bones! I need to talk to you about some child support I'm owed.

[Phone Call to the Archery Anon]

[After much consideration and thought, but before trying the things out.]

Ring!

[Locked: Clint B]

Hey, Sport. Happy Valentine's Day.

[At precisely 12:01 AM, A notecard and a small box appears. To fulfill a request.

Inside the box are a pair of the latest, and most high tech of hearing aids fit to Clint's exact specifications and needs. They work very well. In addition to this, there is a note.

Dear Mr Barton,

I would like to discuss something further with you, perhaps I can arrange some further modifications to aid in your - work. [someone has been doing their research.]

Please contact me at this number [number] At your earliest. I hope this will suffice for now.

Happy Valentine's Day.]

[locked to harry o.]

Harry?

[public.]

Well, this is an interesting development.

[Flash T and Clint B]

Hey, boys.

[Natasha R]

Do redheads wear red?

[Wanda M]

Get out your reddest red dress.

[Locked to Natasha R]

Are you being purposefully difficult?

I'm having trouble getting Natasha R to open up. Anyone have any ideas?

Archery anon person? You there? Or you drop off the face of the earth or something?

[Locked: Tony S]

Tony, hi, you might not know me. My name is Bobbi. I'm an Avenger, I lead the West Coast Avengers with Clint, codename Mockingbird. PhD in biology, all around nice lady.

Former SHIELD operative. Currently unemployed almost ready to start looking for a job. Almost.

I need a website, deep shadow conditions. Cupidclint.com any suggestions on where to get such a thing? And how to make it the best most heavily trafficked website ever?

[Steve R]

Steve, hi. I'm Bobbi Morse. Like I just said to Tony, because you might be together and then you'll know I'm copying and pasting things, which now I'm officially not. In any case. Hi. I'm Bobbi. I'm an Avenger. We're pals, we get along. If you do know me, then you also know that I know about the fifty bucks I owe you. Noted. But no one, and I mean NO ONE NOT ONE PERSON ALIVE could have seen that one coming. Okay? Okay. You are just....I don't know. Psychic.

If you don't know what I'm talking about. It's to do with Beyonce. Somehow. I don't know HOW. You woke up one day and called me up and said "Bobbi, I think Bey is up to something." I told you you were nuts and, then I called Carol who called Sharon and we all said you were nuts, and you bet us all fifty bucks. And then Beyonce just went ahead and dropped an album out of nowhere. That day. What even, Steve? What. Even. Three blondes almost killed you that day. None of us have paid you.

[Thor]

Where's my favorite God of Thunder at? Did you know there's going to be a Magic Mike 2? Are you in it?

[Clint B]

You are so going to kill me.

PS. We have no Kate. The hell am I supposed to without a mini-Hawkeye? Can we put her outfit on Lola? See what happens?

[Natasha R]

Did you make a wish?

[And then Public as anything - from Bobbi M - because she doesn't know who else is here]

So are we enjoying being the wish granTORS or the granTEES the most?

Do I get to take off the mask when this is all over because I am telling you what little new wish friend, I wanna see. Big time. I wanna see.

Also there is nothing on TV right now. What's in your netflix queues I need to check out?

[As Clint B]

You all take this in stride pretty damned easily.

[Clint B]

I suppose this is one way to make sure everyone gets a gift, but really you all ought to draw names its what they do at the office Christmas parties where I come from.

So what would you like?

Tom Brady is as pretty as the next boy, but ain't no man worth sitting at home waiting four hours for pizza delivery.

[After reading everything available and making mental notes on all known subjects present and notable absences, including mental notations on her former self, based on visible entries. Ultimately, her contact point doesn't require much consideration.]

[Locked to Clint B]
This seems fun.

[After this.]

Awesome.