Door-wide, the citizens living in the Marvel door are experiencing a sudden and drastic lowering of sexual inhibitions, lasting for two weeks. Insert cheesy porn music here, bow chicka wow-wow. Nothing non-consensual or illegal will result from this state, and Marvelites may find themselves immune to the magic's effects for various reasons, but for the rest? Time to get it on~, winky face emoji style.
Crime and work attendance is down, condom sales are up, but don't be surprised if New York still experiences a baby boom in nine months' time. Thanks, Hal!]