Re: batfamJL+
Well, I was inspecting an electrical anomaly when I got my brains bashed by a pack of ninjas. When I get hit in the head too hard, sometimes I'm not all there so cue confusing and surprisingly honest conversations with anyone with the misfortune to talk to me. Ra's put me in a nice hotel room, treated me like his favorite pet and tried to fatten me up/keep me away from talking to my wife. There was also a hot goth chick around, don't tell Steph.
Then there was some conversation about beheading me, so Ra's faked my death, probably gave my wife a heart attack and then put me in the WORST straight jacket I've ever been in. Then Dick saved me because he's a good brother-in-law.
Did he make you watch tv? I bet he made you watch tv.