Rooms

[On the heels of Captain America's morning run-in with the media mob outside Stark Tower, and his subsequent rescue by Tony Stark's new executive assistant, Mary Jane Watson, the internet explodes with rumors of a sexy new affair. Forget the anonymous man at the fireworks!

ONTD posts several close-up photos of well-known party girl and bombshell MJ Watson with her arm looped through one of the public's favorite heroes' arms. Her dress is bright orange, the brand of her heels is speculated upon. Captain America glistens with sweat from a morning jog, his jaw looking particularly nice in the morning light.

Is Captain American perhaps not as wholesome as advertised? Or has Tony Stark's personal sex kitten lured him into darker ways? The man and woman stand close, intimately close if ONTD is to be believed (and they do look cozy!), leaning on one another, and him with an obvious expression of what looks like relief or joy. A handful of blurrier photographs are published on other gossip sites of the pair inside the lobby of Stark Tower, shot through the windows, of Watson and Rogers still entwined in one another, before eventually disappearing into an elevator, her arm through his.

Neither Rogers nor Watson have commented on the blossoming of their alleged romance, and calls to Stark Industries have gone unanswered.]

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[Later that night, on more reputable news sources, dark and grainy phone footage of Captain America, regaled from head-to-toe in red, white, and blue, is shown as a clip, with running commentary wondering just what he had been doing. He's seen climbing up the fire escapes of a building Chinatown, before breaking and window and entering the residence.

The very last clip is of Rogers straddling his bike before noticing the camera on him. He waves with a smile and rides off, back toward Midtown.

Members of the online gossip community blog about whether this has something to do with Mary Jane Watson and her partying ways. Had she a boyfriend who lived in this dump of a building? Was there someone Captain America needed to cross off?

There is some buzz that the building was home to known Avenger ally, Dr. Bruce Banner, but it gains little traction on the forums where sordid tales of romance are already being spun.]