[As he's not Ra's yet, the name around campus is Darius.]
To: undisclosed-receipients; From: Darius al Ghul Subject: Organic Chem Test - This Week
The Professor Khan would like to remind everyone that failure to show up for Friday's quiz will result in a loss of twenty percent of your final grade. No exceptions will be made for partying too hard the night before, cows, or getting arrested. Results will be posted at 1500 hours Monday.
Next Tuesday (29 September) is the final date to drop this class without penalty.
Darius TA Organic Chem
If you can't arrive at class sober, I can't tutor you.