Okay, no offense, but Jason's a jerk. Everyone's kind of a jerk, actually, what's up with that? Why all the negativity? I get it. It's hard. This sucks. I'm not the poster boy for healthy coping methods or anything but I'm not going to go telling you that you have someone else's soul, or you're going to die in a month, or you're a host gone wrong. [...] I'm not running the tests, maybe the scientific results say that, but whatever.