So I ended up on a freaking slave ship. Thanks for the rescue people of Boston, but I really wish I'd been able to shoot more of them.
[Avengers, all of 'em]
I haven't said anything to SHIELD, but I know you're the good guys, so here's the deal. I was in the explosion. Some shit has gone wrong. I think I have super powers. I don't know how to control it. SOS.