Jack was not a man who took well to teasing, truth to tell, though he could do more than his fair share of it.
"I'm not really one to wait on lists...nor follow the rules," Jack returned. If he'd thought Ianto was really against anything, of course he'd back off right away. But faux passive-aggressive? No, Jack would just have to take his punishment later.
Without waiting for a witty retort from the Welshman, Jack slid into him with a slight grunt. He'd been saying?