I have been trapped in my closet for 36 HOURS! I just leaned in to get some shoes and it knocked me in and locked the doors!
Firstly: Why didn't anyone come find me? Jacob and Alice, I'm looking at you.
Secondly: Seeing as I'm out now, does that mean this is all over and I can go back to not fearing my closet?
Thirdly: I am SO hungry! I just drank about a gallon of water, but there's no food in the house so I'm going out to eat. If anyone sees me, be warned, I. Am. Pissed!