Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

I think someone stole my underwear...

One minute I was wearing them, and the next minute I wasn't. They're pink and they say "Cheerios" across the butt. I would like them back, please. Miss Sylvester purchased them especially for us to wear under our skirts.

Also, I don't get why everyone is making such a big deal about this. I feel this way all the time. It's not so bad, and it's kind of enjoyable.

So, it's not just me? Everyone else is feeling...like that...too?

Uhh.

Hi.

I think I took too many meds again. This is soooo not the choir room.

Addictions are horrible. We need to set up an AA, instead of alcoholics it can be just addicted anonymous, not that we don't all know each other... But you get the jist!

( Filtered to Will Schuester )

Now, might I impose a bit on the employees here to ask what the amenities are?

Well, this is just perfect isn't it?

thats it, when I get back, Will is so fired

I need a drink.

Whoops, did I take a wrong turn at Albuquerque or what?

A resort that needs a doctor... what the hell goes on here to have a need for a doctor?? I'm a bit worried...

Am I being Punk'd?

Something tells me I'm being Punk'd. Except I'm not famous. Is Punk'd going after regular guys now?