Excuse me, um...sir? I'm trying very hard not to yell at you right now. You just brought somebody from my world who wants to kill me. He is more dangerous to me than Lucius Malfoy ever was. He's a danger to my friends as well. As it is I'm in the hospital from shock at his arrival. You're damn lucky I didn't miscarry my baby!
So...I would like to
demand request you move Brooke Davis into Room B of Cabin 20 with Damon. Brooke is Damon's girlfriend and therefore somebody that Elijah can easily target. I understand that sometimes you can make more than one roon in a Cabin a couples room. I request that you do that for me, please. Damon is staying in our cabin and Brooke is staying wtih him.
Futhermore, Katherine Pierce, my ancestor is also in danger. We are the two people Elijah want dead above all else. I would like to request you move Katherine into the empty room in our Cabin. Room D.
I simply want my friends to be where I can keep them safe. It's bad enough my brother is in another Cabin. Unless you care to give us a house like you gave the Winchesters, Cas and Jo. Otherwise, please move those two into my cabin immediately.
I think it is a reasonable request given the circumstances. Look, I even said 'Please'.
[Filtered to The Vampire Diaries people MINUS Elijah]
I'm still in the hospital. The morons wont let me go home. Stefan, tell them to let me go home! And in case anyone is wondering, the baby is fine. Thank god.
For those of you who don't know...Elijah is here. I'm convinced that Petersen has it in for Damon and I. He keeps bringing people here that hate us.
Katherine, pack your bags, I'm going to request that Petersen move you in with us. Pronto. There is no way in hell you're staying where I can't keep an eye on you and ensure you're safe. He cannot under any circumstances know that the moonstone is here.
Jeremy, I still have some vervain jewelry I got from Christmas, I'll give you some for your roommate. Maybe you should crash on my couch for awhile. I don't like the idea of you being where I can't know you're safe....
Damon, I told Petersen that he is moving Brooke into your room with you. She's in danger. She's important to you, so Elijah could go after her. I can give her some vervain jewelry too so he cant compel her to invite him into the house.
It's only a matter of time before Petersen decides to bring Klaus here. I know that now.
Well...Damon, at least we know what that chill was yesterday, right? Fuck our life dude. Just fuck our life.
Isobel, Alaric, are you two going to be alright? You DID try to kill him in our world Alaric, so...that's going to make him awful sore. Isobel...I honestly have no clue if you ever met him...but he can pose a threat to you as well. Is there anything you need?
Anna, Lexi, Lee--it appears he's your roommate. I don't THINK you're in any immediate danger, but please let us know if you need ANYTHING.
Vicki, I don't know if you've continued to watch the show and have knowledge about what is going on back home, but this man is very, very dangerous. Stay away from him. Far, far away.
Bonnie, no taking him on. Stay away from him.I don't know if the brain melting thing actually works on an Original. And NO, you aren't going to find out.
[Filtered to any NON TVD people who consider Elena a friend or an ally]
There is a very dangerous man here from my world. A vampire who wishes to see me dead. I urge every single one of you to please be careful.
Sirius, Dom...Petersen brought Elijah. It's only a matter of time before he decides to bring Klaus. Please be careful. Don't do anything stupid.
Laura, for the time being, it's probably best I don't watch the babies. I would never forgive myself if he managed to get in the house while I was keeping an eye on them.