Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

I don't know who of you I know, so I just ask everyone. My friend is one of the kindest people I know but he's an idiot. Is there anyone who can revoke a werewolf curse? He would deserve it.

Remus!

Don't know how this filter-thing works but I'm going to tell you this as a friend: YOU ARE A BLOODY MORON! Stop hating yourself and get your girl back. This is ridiculous!

[Filtered away from Remus]

If anyone needs me I'll be of no use to anyone down at the pub because I plan to be entirely too pissed to function. Fucking Remus

[Private to Sirius]
Can you explain to me why your bloody mate is such a fucking bastard hmm? Oh wait I know because he's an unlovable asshole am I right?

hello, is there anyone interested in changing their job or get some extra money? i need a nanny or else I'm going crazy. i can pay more than petersen does.

anyone interested?

I know you and I have not spoke since your return... And I should have come when I heard your infants crying-...

First I want to congratulate you. They sound quite healthy. As if being within you did little to no harm to their development.

Second I want to inform you that you will be an uncle, again... Three times over this time around. I really shouldn't have picked at you while you facilitated your twins...

Third, since Anna no longer holds her grace, I was wondering if, when the time comes, you would like to be the one to show Gabriel and I the triplets? I would be greatly honored if you did.

( Robin )
( Tony )
( Sirius )
( Gabriel )

It has been two days with no more appearances of the deranged female prisoner we all know and love! I feel like she's toying with me, but the last time I saw her I snapped at her and punched her in the face but my hand went right through her and she was gone. I'm still kind of hesitant to sleep, but I'm so drained and crappy and my morphing is out of control. I need sleep!

[Filtered to Remus]
How are you, love? I feel like it's been ages since I've seen you. I'm sorry for the distance. Forgive me?

Happy Father's Day to all the current and future fathers!

Harry, would you like to come over for dinner tonight? I promise I'll do all the cooking and keep your dad and Sirius out of the kitchen.

[Private to HP-folks (minus Draco), Quinn, Santana, Elizabeth, Pheobe, Elena and Stefan]

Tomorrow is Dom’s birthday and you are all invited. This is the plan: We will shut down the Velvet Room tomorrow and I will try to keep Dom from going to work. Thankfully she cannot apparate so the plan might even succeed. Not sure yet, though, she's pretty much in love with her work. In the meantime everyone who is willing to help can decorate the Velvet Room. The official party starts at seven o’clock.

Tomorrow is Dom’s day and I want it to be perfect for her. Any questions?

By the way, if Dom seems really pissed off by me today, that’s all part of the plan.

[Private to Elijah]

The boss decided that the Velvet Room will be closed tomorrow, so don’t bother going to work.

[Private to Dom]

Tomorrow is Laura’s hens night, so I’ll be gone for nearly the whole day. You don’t mind, do you?

[Private to Dom, Elena, Lily and Tonks]

Thursday is Laura and Gabriel’s wedding. I’m going to need your help girls. Tonks, I hope you ordered enough sparkly girly things.

Here is the deal. I’m going to be one of Laura’s bridesmaids. Two rules: I’m going to wear a dress robe which is not pink and I’m choosing my shoes.

This said: Please, ladies, girl me up!

[Private to Gabriel]

As I’m going to lose my credibility the day after tomorrow and you your freedom, I thought I’ll remind you that we still wanted to prank the whole resort.

Okay so I did something weird. I know what some of you guys are thinking, Heather you always do weird stuff, you are weird. But this is... Different. Weird for even me. I was testing something out in my basement, and watched a movie called Paranormal Activity 2. Normally I don't really like scary movies, but I was in the scary movie mood. Anyway. Poof there I am. On the screen, only... It's not me. It's some girl named Kristi.

I guess what I'm trying to get at is, has anyone else done this? Have you accidentally come across something that 'you're' in?

I don't understand. Where am I?

She said yes! But there are rules.

Petersen I don't know why you've done this, and I'm not interested. Put a stop to it. Now.

Sev?

That's so strange. I could've sworn...

Why would Petersen bring a known deranged sociopathic Death Eater to Ridgeway? Bellatrix Black needs to be back in Azkaban or even better given the Kiss. I'm pretty sure the fans don't want to be crucioed into oblivion I don't care how in love with Harry Potter characters they are. Please everyone be safe.

[Private to Sirius and Remus]

Please have constant vigilance at all times. I'm worried. Bellatrix keeps popping up and threatening to kill us all and regular Death Eater Dogma and saying how I should've never been born and then disappearing. She doesn't have a wand though. She looks like a picture I saw of her that was taken while she was in Azkaban. In the mean time, if you haven't seen her yet, you should stay away from me. I don't think she knows that you're actually here and I want to keep it that way.

As everyone around here has the wedding fever, I would like to announce something:

I am NOT going to get married anytime soon. Not anytime soon meaning never!

Dom, maybe we should throw a ‘not getting married’ party. Wouldn’t that be awesome?

Okay everybody! If you want to see the joining of Heather Michelle Lisinski and Anthony D. Dinozzo Jr, get your butts down to the chapel! Don't worry about dresses, or suits just come in your pretties jeans if that's what you wanna do.

I'm going to do my hair, and make-up, and get my dress on. So you have maybe an hour to an hour and a half to get there.

Cas, Brooke, Mairan (I know I didn't ask you yet but I want you to be a brides maid), Abby!, Gibbs, Laura, just find something pretty in your closets. Maybe pick flowers on your way?

Ready? Break! Hehe I mean I'll see you guys there.

Wow, Laura, you look sexy today.

(Ooc: Laura's clothes miraculously became invisible to everyone but her except her underwear. Sirius again did his best to remove his scent.)

[Sirius]

Sirius, I have two questions for you. One, were you the one that left the money on my bedside table? I only ask because I caught a whiff of your scent.

And two, if I need someone else for my bridal party would you do me the honor of being one of my brides men?