Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

Filtered from Santana

Today is Santana's birthday. I think she's upset about something but she won't tell me what so I want to throw a party in our cabin tomorrow night to cheer her up. Everyone should come! Well, if you're cool.

( Private to Santana )

Thank God that's over.

Britt-Britt, Puckerman, you guys okay?

Someone told me that I quit the Cheerios. Like they would know. I never saw them before, so they either don't go to my school or they don't matter. I just don't understand why they would think I quit. Being a Cheerio makes me popular and if I'm not a Cheerio, I'll get slushies in my face all the time. It's not like I wanted to come here and I'm sure Coach Sylvester will understand that when I go back. Maybe.

Do I get paid for playing with grooming the horses? Last year, when Quinn got pregnant, she made Finn get a job so that he could have money to help her with the baby.

If I do, can I donate my money to Charity?

I seriously need to relax and think about anything but Puck boys.

( Private to Kurt )

I think I shouldn't have gone back to work today.

( Cut for Glee Spoilers )

These guests are crazy.

Seriously, when the Hell did my life get so pathetic? I'm 17, not like, 60! I should be doing way more than just working all the damn time. There's got to be something fun to do around here.

Okay, what the fuck is going on? People disappearing? Not cool. Has anyone seen a super hot blonde? She kinda gets lost sometimes.

[backdated to early last night]

Hey, uhh.. I found something. Looks like a tornado came through a small area about ten blocks from the hotel. Either natural or magic, or special abilities, I don't know. There's a bit of blood too. But I did find a ring. You know the kind that students or graduates get when they're in high school? It's like that. I know because it's similar to the one we had in mine. Except without the red kryptonite for a gem in it

The inscription looks like it's from one of those prep schools. Or boarding schools, academies, places like that. It says.. Spencer Academy. Does anyone know which of us employees attended a school by that name?

New York is so much better than Ipswich. Except, no people around. But I got a few video games. Hot tub sounds nice too Got a few designer brands, and some good booze too. But I feel like going for a swim! I hear there's a very big pool, bigger than the one at my old school. I'm going there shortly. Anyone else is welcome to come along too.

Santana and I ran away together.

Not sure why everyone's freaking about this costume thing. I look smokin' in mine.

I shouldn't have thought about this so late, but we should totally do a Rocky Horror Picture Show showing at the theater. I'm all for being Frank-N-Furter... I just need Brad, Janet, Rocky... Well the whole cast. We could do the whole obscene yelling at the movie and throwing stuff-Sorry McGee's gotta happen- at the screen.

And the virgin sacrifices of course.

Someone better start explaining.

Now.