Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

So, it's not just me? Everyone else is feeling...like that...too?

Because of recent events I have decided to add a Spa and a Gym on to the resort. The Spa is now located on the first floor of the main lodge. The Gym will be located in the activities barn. The employees may make use of the Gym at no cost, however the guests will have to pay a fee for any clean up and repairs that will need to be made to the equipment being used.

For the Spa everyone may partake in the bodily enriching activities, the first full treatment is free. There after all employees will receive a discount on offered services.

Thank you for your hard work and dedication in keeping each other, a the wayward guests safe.

Sincerely,
Your Resort Manager,

James Petersen

What is your refund policy? I wish to check out earlier than the terms of our arrangement.

Tell me that was sleep deprivation and I didn't just see Peter Petrelli vanish before my eyes.

I.. I admit I feel a little insane at the moment, but surely I'm not that crazed yet.

Oh my.

I hardly know what to make of this.

I am both a genius and an artist, and they have me on Hotel Maintenance? Nikola Tesla is no one's wrench monkey.

I seem to have misplaced a gold locket I was wearing when I arrived. Has anyone seen it?





(ooc: For the record, my other char, Amanda, stole it. She's also stolen small things from other guests, too ;-) )

Couple of things.

The name's Eliot, not Lindsey. Never been and never will be a lawyer. The law and I don't see eye to eye anyway. That happens when you're a thief. And yes, I can kill someone with a toothpick. Start asking the personal questions and I'll be happy to provide a demonstration.

Little respect and I'll be civil. That's all I'm askin'.

You know, I've never been so annoyed with people that come into my place of work, and considering my disability, that's really saying something.

Dear guests,

I'm with Bill. Yes, Vampire Bill. Not Eric (though I have considered it), not Sam, and definitely not Pam. I don't even know who Quinn and Alcide are, so stop asking me about them. Seriously, no clue. And no, I will not tell you what vampire sex is like and no, I will not sell you any V. I don't have any. And stop asking me dumb questions about what you're thinking. Sorry for being rude.

( Filtered to the manager )

Okay, to all of you guests out there, a word of warning. If you already know who I am, you can probably ignore this since you'd have to be some kind of idiot not to know it was coming. But here it is, just so my ass is covered.

No, I will not have a vision on command. It doesn't work like that. And even if I do have a vision? You aren't the one I'm going to tell. Period.

No, I won't explain to any of you why I've made the choices I've made in my life. Or what it felt like to have a vision, get body-jacked, or fall into a mystical coma. So don't bother asking because odds are, you aren't going to like what I have to say.

Yes, I died. I'm not supposed to be here. No, I won't tell you what dying was like. Frankly, it's a pretty freaking personal experience and none of your business.

And for the record? I am so not still in love with Xander, we're never going to be together again, and the next person that suggests it... well, let's just say I really wouldn't recommend doing that.

Now with all of that being said, I'll take pictures and I'll sign autographs and archery lessons are every four hours, starting at ten because I'm not getting up at the break of freaking dawn for anyone. I worked for a vampire for years. Trust me when I say that my body clock is nowhere even close to normal anymore. I'm also not going to kiss your asses just because you spent your cash to come here to meet me. Like I said. If you have the first idea about who I am, you'll know I don't cower to anyone and you are not going to be the first.

So now you know. If you don't like it? Find an elsewhere to be.

(ooc-this is set around 3:30 thurs afternoon)

Well now, that was quite a trip. My room is lovely-and the flowers in the vase were such a sweet personal touch! And I can't believe Claire Bennett was at the front des So it was all tru The money was worth it!

What time are some of these lessons and activities the brochure mentioned?