I know it shouldn't, but that vampire episode of South Park always makes me giggle. Most of you vampires are such broody-broods. If I could find a Hot Topic to burn down to snap you out of it, I would.
Let's lighten the mood around here. Who's up for a game of vampire baseball?
I'd just like to inform you that I will be doing all the decorations for the Valentine's Day dance. Don't try to argue. Trust me, it's in your best interest if you just let me do my thing. My family can vouch, I throw the best parties.