Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

Ok, so I have no idea where I am or what's going on, I just showed up at this place, was handed a name tag, given a breif description of what was expected of me and then... this? I think there's some lust mutant here who really needs to get their powers under control because... I'm not sure how much of this I can take. Where the hell is Gambit when you need him? Seriously! Kind of an interesting way to be welcomed to the area. Well, I'll be hiding in my room if anyone needs me, though if you have any of those ideas on your mind, you might as well turn right around an walk the other way. I'm not that easy, thanks. And no, that's not the welcome I'm looking for.