Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

( Filtered to staff / away from Petersen )

What surprises me the most is that even after all that zombie BS, some of the guests that were here before STILL STAYED.

They called it 'part of the experience.'

No, it was not part of the experience, people. It was us risking our lives to keep you from being, you know, dead? Thanks for noticing, all the same.

Idiots.

I can't say that I'm entirely pleased with this situation. Typically it's I'm the guest at a resort. Of course, I have attended my fair share of fetish retreats, but nothing this.... bizarre and disturbing. Housing is quaint, and the buildings are a bit pathetic in their architecture, nothing in comparison to what I am used to. Then again, most don't have the option for luxury like I do. We can't all vacation in Aspen, and Nepal. Spend our days on the white sand beaches of Fiji and go to sleep in the hotels of Dubai.

I also refuse to slave over sweaty, ungrateful guests who believe that I am some sort sideshow attraction.

Regardless, I suppose an introduction is necessary. My name is Emma. Emma Grace Frost, Chairperson of the Board and Chief Executive of Frost International, Chairman of the Board of Trustees & headmistress of The Massachusetts Academy. As you can tell just by my title, I am very busy woman and thus, don't have time for this.

All right, I see how it is. Port lil' ol' moi to some unknown location. Not anyone else on the team, just me. Figures. Also, what's with all these ghoulies? Stop messing with voodoo, Boss-man. It's bad stuff.

Anyway, I'm Remy LeBeau, folks. Any of y'all lookin' for help, I can make some zombie jerky out of 'em with my charges. Just hit me up.

Oh, by the way. Don't be mindin' my grammar, typed or speakin'. I have a thick accent that I'm quite proud of, but it might be hard for ya to understand at first, for some of you anyway.

Thanks for putting on the show guys! How did you know zombies were a fave of mine?

Nice digs, now. Small room indeed. Nice try. I'd like to meet my house mates. We need to talk decore. Dwellers of cabin 002? Come on down!

My name is Gabriel and I will be your psychiatrist for the evening. So bring me your troubles and I'll... find some use for them. Bring me your chocolate too.


Oh, and by the way, what the hell is going on here. I can't leave. I can't leave. So what's with that? I mean, it's better than dead but jeez Louise.