Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

(Phone call to Piper)

He dials the number, still feeling the weight of his own sickness, and waited to hear it ring.

Well it is good to know that I brought my ability to cut myself with a chefs knife with me. I can't figure out which place is more stressful. The Velvet Room or Quake. Let me rephrase that, which one is more stressful to work in because obviously this place is going to drive me to the brink of insanity! And would it be too much to ask for people to not stare and gawk?

( Wyatt )

This is just a joke right? A spell gone awry. I am not seriously stuck here right now. No I can't be. Chef Moore is still in Paris and I have to get to Quake! This needs to end now! And even if this isn't a joke, a Resort? No. A resort is somewhere that I have my own place, no roommates and bubble baths and wine. If I wanted more roommates then I would still be at the manor! Which is where I really want to be right now. This is insane... If Dorothy can get back to Kansas by clicking her heels together, then I should be able to get back home. Right?