Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

( Laura )

Are done with this animal thing yet? I'd like to take my son for a walk without worrying about lions and tigers and bears.

Oh my. (Sorry, had to. It's physically impossible to name those three animals and not follow it up with "oh my".)

Will somebody with magic please snap up a playground for the kids? Just a little one for the babies. They need a tot jungle gym or something.

[private to Cas; readable by Jo and Dean]
Feeling any better?

My 18th birthday is a week from tomorrow, and I'm throwing a party.

[Filtered to Merlin]

Hello Merlin,
We've never met before but my name is Tonks and I've heard so much about you! I'm a witch from London in 1995, but anyway I was wondering if you would be interested in joining a group of other wizards, witches, and people with other powers to help protect fans and the staff. I work Hotel Security but Draco Malfoy and I believe the resort and the staff need more help keeping the peace, especially from bad characters Petersen has seen the need to bring to the resort. If you're at all interested please let me know!

Thank you,
Tonks

I don't understand. Where am I?

Somebody help me with the damn horses already!

[private to Sam]
So is this you not talking to me because the assholes demanded it, or are you avoiding me all on your own this time?

So this would be what having too much sugar feels like? Thank you whoever left the basket.

I think I've figured this device out... Can someone please tell me whee I am? Besides 'Ridgeway'?

Sirius, you won't mind if I cancel our plans for tonight, right? I mean, there's no need for us to get totally schnockered and forget what day it is, since James is here. Yes, you heard me, he's here! So, instead, what say the three of us get together and celebrate, yeah?

And Petersen, if this is a joke, rest assured that I will find a way to end you. And it will be very unpleasant.

EDIT: Petersen, why in Merlin's name is my husband in a different bloody cabin?! I demand us to be together. Right now. I mean it!

This is amazing! Almost reminds me of the time I used magic to make things clean themselves on their own. Water pails, brooms, mops, dust rags, anything like that. Sorta like that cartoon where I look older. It's magic. But.. different? Don't know how to explain it, like it's more alive. But I can assure everyone of this much-- I didn't do it this time. Has to be something else. A level of magic that I'm nowhere near to being capable of at this point in my life It's interesting, though.

I wish I could post on Youtube all the videos I'm taking of the stock at the grocery store dancing in the air.

So apparently I'm labeled as a horse groomer, back on Earth, and in a place I honestly don't recognize. It's...interesting. My powers seem to have been lessened, but you know, I'll just work around that. I just thought it would be nice to introduce myself. That is what I'm supposed to do, right?

So, as if I don't have enough on my plate with planning a wedding and preparing to have a baby. I...kind of want to have a talent show here. Does that seem weird? Would anyone actually participate?

Just out of interest, how many people have gotten something they really wanted lately, almost as though it were a dream come true? I'd be really interested to hear about it all...

UPDATE: Strange things have happened here before right? Can anybody tell me about them?

Uhh.. guys? I think I did something. I didn't mean to. It just happens, like every other time I did something unexpected with my magic. I know I'm a sorcerer. But I am also a dragonlord like my father Balinor was. That means I can summon or command dragons. Well, guess what! There's one here!! As I said, I didn't mean to do it. I'm still not sure if I even did it. But he's here now.

His name is Kilgharrah, the Great Dragon. I still don't get why guests called him Slash Dragon, though, doesn't make sense As dragons are, he is old, powerful, magical, intelligent, and wise. And sometimes frustrating since he sometimes speaks in cryptic riddles. But no one has to worry! I commanded him not to attack anyone, or burn anything, or anything he wouldn't do in Camelot if I let him. See, Uther ordered a Great Purge and killed off any magic users, had Kilgharrah chained up below the castle. But he's fine now. If anyone sees him flying, it'll be high up enough so no one's in danger (though they aren't anyway since I ordered him not to do anything harmful), and he'll find a place to sleep up as close to the peaks as possible.

But I can call on him to come down if anyone here would like to talk to him. I just.. wanted to let everyone know what's going on and that there's nothing to worry about. And Petersen, I'm sorry. I know a dragon that can burn your resort is the last thing you want, that's why I gave him the orders. But I'm sorry if he's here because of me. He won't bother anyone though. I promise.

Anyone who catches and punishes Lucius Malfoy will find a nice juicy bonus in their next pay check. An reward of 10,000 credits will go to anyone and everyone who finds him and makes him feel as much pain as they can possibly dole out.

You can use physical attacks, magic... anything you can think of to make him feel the pain. Just don't kill him. I do want to have my turn with him.

Have fun with it.

For added incentive, to know you're not attacking an innocent man, he attacked a sweet young woman. Elena Gilbert. A young woman that would not harm a fly. Gutless, I know. I thought so too. Which is why there's such a high bounty on his head.

Added: Anyone who makes him scream, or squeal like a piggy, will earn a cool million.

This is not Camelot. Obviously, since I don't see a castle. More like a hamlet or small village. Arthur? Arthur, where are you?? Can someone please tell me where to find the prince? I'm Merlin, his servant. I should be cleaning the stalls, cleaning armor, polishing the sword, and a load of other servant tasks. I should get back before Gaius is worried too.