ELENA. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING. I'M SORRY.
I would give you my virginity as a birthday present if I could, but you're just going to have to deal with a hug and my friendship. I'll give you a shoulder rub too.
To whoever put pudding in my shoes; Hershey is very grateful. It gives him something a little tastier to chew on than the usual dull taste of expensive leather.
EEEEEEEEEE! My wedding pictures FINALLY came back. Why the hell it took forever I'll NEVER figure out. I mean Jesus my wedding was 3 months ago! But, my favorite, favorite FAVORITE picture of my husband and I is something that I just HAVE to show everyone. Even you, Klaus. Know why? Because I am just SO happy to see that I am married to THIS man:
I probably should have told you before, but I wanted to give you time to settle in before launching them on you. Then you and Elena were having such good fun as humans...
(filtered to Lexi) I'm getting the cravings again. I've managed to hold them off for longer this time, but it's getting pretty bad. I'm worried about hurting Elena by accident. Are you free to go hunting for blood bags? If you're busy with Lee, it's fine, I'll ask Katherine. But I miss hanging out with you.