Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

Today is really not a good day for my things to be messing with me.

There are fans out there that think Karofsky and I should be together. What is wrong with these people?! Honestly!

I'm never going on the internet again. Ever. I think I need a shower.

Right. Okay see, there was this portal, and I kind of got sucked in. Believe it or not, not the weirdest thing that's happened to me. Moving on. How do I get home? Anybody got a magic book, or witch handy or something? I'll even take an amulet at this point and those things are always gaudy as hell.

I can't work here! I have to go back to Ohio and compete in Sectionals. I'm supposed to dance with Mike and if I don't dance, New Directions will lose and it will be over, then I will lose Artie for good.

Don't tell anyone I said this, but I really like being in Glee Club, I don't want Principal Figgins to close it.

[Rachel]

So, Quinn and I are having a girls' night. Ben & Jerry's, makeovers, and a One Tree Hill marathon. Would you like to join us? I know you're having a rough time right now.

I seriously need to relax and think about anything but Puck boys.

( Private to Kurt )

I'm not going to be at work today, I'm depressed not feeling very well, so I'm going to curl up in bed with ice cream. Today is eight months. God, when a few days ago it was Christmas Eve, it feels like time has really flown. I miss her.

I really wish Sam was here right now. I could use a hug.

I've been shoved into lockers and restrooms, but never fancy resorts. This is completely unacceptable. I won't tolerate it.

Unless of course I get to stay here as a guest. Then we can talk.