Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

While everyone was having their various fits, someone came into Nectar and ate all the cinnamon buns. I liked those cinnamon buns. I could almost smell them.

One of the Oompa Loompas told me I couldn't make anymore because I might infect people. Personally, I think everyone should be more concerned with them turning everybody orange.

There is actually a book called the Zombie Survival Guide? And it's meant to teach people how to kill zombies? Now that's just offensive.

The mini Deep Roy's are awesome. They inventory stuff, and have the shop all in order. It's cool how they sing... Man why didn't he think of this before? It's been Hell in this shop without Pike.

Ok, things are just getting plain weird around here. The strange I can deal with, but the little men in purple suits who are trying to help me run the equipment rental. No, that's just plain weird.

I suppose I should be more concerned about this apparent kidnapping, but considering all the other strange things I've been through, I can't make myself freak out. Though this manager does apparently have some kind of sense of irony, having me make and serve coffee to the guests. I do so love the smell of coffee. I used to love the taste of it too.