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Jun. 8th, 2010


[info]tinyandannoying

Bad, bad things. Oh, this is bad. Going to be worse, probably.

[Filtered to Jasper]

Baby, you doing okay?

Jun. 9th, 2010


[info]lucyimhome

Have fun kids.

Jun. 8th, 2010

[info]ahvar

I know it's been a long time since I've been laid, but this is ridic

I am...extremely uncomfortable right now. And I'm about to get freaking Popeye forearm here

[info]ahvar

You know, for all the complaining I don't do? I really, really miss home and Vayl. All things considered, I haven't been here for too long and my stay hasn't been terrible, but I kind of...I don't know.

Kidnappings should come with a 'How To Deal' manual for the kidnapees, I think.

Jun. 5th, 2010

[info]coffeeofthegods

Has anybody watched the movies they supposedly come from? From the DVD collections we all have.

Jun. 4th, 2010

[info]my_gunleg

Filtered to employees.

So....

What's the consequence for killing guests? I'm feeling trigger happy today.

Jun. 2nd, 2010


[info]niblet

Sugar comas are rough.

[info]ahvar

Okay, so that was fun.

I might have...accidentally kicked a guest taking my class in the pride. It was oddly rewarding. Sorry you weren't there to see it, Faith.

[info]niblet

Thanks Gabri So I'm hungry. I'm going to have a late night junk fest in the living room of Cabin 001 and anyone else who's interested is invited.

[info]lucyimhome

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Calling all crazies!

Fruitloops.

Mellon heads.

Melted ice cream sundaes... what was I saying?

Oh yeah, in need of a little TLC? Let me scrub those annoying blights off the insides of you little noggins and give you a fresh start.

That's right, I'm your local, friendly, shrink. You have others but I don't know if they are friendly so we'll go with no.
Office Hours 9am to when I get bored.

No refunds. Chocolate syrup is an acceptable method of payment.

May. 31st, 2010

[info]darin_bole

This place better be worth the money I'm paying to be here.

Any of you have any want to make my stay any better?

May. 30th, 2010


[info]second_best

[info]ahvar

Filtered away from the manager and guests

Filtered away from the manager and guests )

May. 31st, 2010

[info]huntingdonsearl

Why they feel they must put my name to something like that is beyond me.

May. 28th, 2010

[info]ahvar

Filtered to Petersen )

Filtered to Faith )

Filtered to Judas )

May. 27th, 2010

[info]ahvar

Filtered to staff / away from Petersen )

May. 26th, 2010


[info]salemwitch

A lady came in around closing, getting ready to go to the Ice Room with her husband. She asked if I liked her dress. I told her she looked like she had gotten into a fight with a bed-sheet, and the bed-sheet won.

If this place starts getting low ratings, it's their own damn fault. And I really hope they do, so I can sit back and laugh.
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May. 27th, 2010

[info]huntingdonsearl

Filtered to staff

There isn't enough to do hePutting a bow and arrow in to these people's hands is one thing. I'm reluctant to do the same with a sword. Does anyone here possess any skill in that area?

May. 26th, 2010


[info]nocoffee

BIG painting here )

I've always hated this painting.

OOC )

[info]ahvar

So...I'm from a book, huh? That's...pretty interesting.

Oh, and teaching martial arts to people who don't have a clue how to even throw a decent punch, let alone have the mental capacity to learn any decent type of technique, has to be the most frustrating thing ever to be frustrating. I'm just saying.

Filtered to Petersen
Hey...Mr. Dude in Charge? Got a quick question for you. If I'm from a book? How am I like...standing here? Doesn't that defy some kind of reality law?

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