Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

I don't understand. Where am I?

[Private to Elena, Vic, Tonks, Lily, Remus and James]

How's the planning going? Is everything ready for the big day?

[Dom, Elena, Marian and Laura]

(Ooc: There's an envelope lying on your pups' bedside tables with the following words on it: "For you and your family" The handwriting looks extremly chaotic (not the least bit like Sirius') and Laura's is a smellfree zone. Inside the envelope are 10000 dollars in 100 dollar notes.)

As much fun as being a kid was, it's nice to be an adult again.

Now, Harry? Son? I would love to actually sit down and talk to you. If that's ok.

Lily, my dear? Are you grown yet? I surely hope so. I am tired of sleeping in the woods.

Sirius, Remus - my dear Marauders... we make horrible children.

Elena - The offer still stands.

ELENA GILBERT! You lied to my fragile child pysche! I remember being an adult now finally, and you are not a descendent of Godric Gryffindor.

Meanie.

Bloody... again!?

May I ask why there are kids running all over the place? I really must have missed a lot while I was gone.

EW. Ew, ew, ew! Why in Merlin's name is James Bloody Potter in my bed?! Gross!

Potter, I will hex you into next week!

Filtered to Sirius; backdated to Monday night, just after midnight

Elena is missing, mate. Stefan asked if you can check your map for her?

( Sirius )

( Lily )

( Remus )

( Scorpius )

( Lily Luna )

[Private to Dom, Lily, James and Elena]

Hey guys. I'm feeling better. Hope the same goes for you, Prongs. You wanna do a couples night? I want the most important people in my life to get to know each other.

Elena, you can bring Stefan, of course.

Dom, I'm going to ask your cousin if she and Scorpius want to come, too. Her reaction will be fun.

[Private to Lily Luna and Scorpius]

I wanted to do a couples night. You two coming?

( Peterson )

( Owl sent to Hermione Granger )

Attention, all healers!

James and I have poisoned ourselves. Help and a hangover potion would be much appreciated. Thank you!

And please, don't tell Dom.

JAMES FUCKING POTTER! Do you know how much my bloody bones hurt?

Lily, you have just become my best friend. Congrats!

Sirius, you won't mind if I cancel our plans for tonight, right? I mean, there's no need for us to get totally schnockered and forget what day it is, since James is here. Yes, you heard me, he's here! So, instead, what say the three of us get together and celebrate, yeah?

And Petersen, if this is a joke, rest assured that I will find a way to end you. And it will be very unpleasant.

EDIT: Petersen, why in Merlin's name is my husband in a different bloody cabin?! I demand us to be together. Right now. I mean it!

What the bloody hell just happened? Um, am I doing this right? I am very confused. Don't know how I got here, where here is, and what the hell this thing is? Anyone there?