This is kinda loser like. I know, and it's really last minute... I mean really really last minute.
How was I to know he'd disapea
Anyway I need a date for my best friends wedding. It's tomorrow. Normally I wouldn't ask like this, or at all. But I know he's worried about me. She probably is too. I need to appear halfway normal. I'm doing the officiating so you don't even have to stand to close to me.
There are no prerequisites or anything, you don't have to worry about me getting all shmoozie with you. I'm not the rebound girl. I just need someone to dance with. I don't want to be a party pooper. This is so not a date. Just a little fun.
Anyway so yeah, this is me ending my loser transmission.