Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

Don't forget everyone....my birthday party is later today!


[Klaus]
You're still coming, right?

My 18th birthday is a week from tomorrow, and I'm throwing a party.

I can't believe I've been here an entire year.

The lovely Jo has a birthday tomorrow, the 7th. This can also be considered any excuse for a party so come along to Buffalo Bill's from 8pm to help us celebrate or just hang out and play an awful lot of pool. There will be cake and ice cream.

Look forward to seeing you there.

[Dean] Hope you got her something nice.

So. Aside from the odd assortment of angels, demons and brothers - who else is here?

I'm not going to post about pie this time. Nope, not gonna happen. I'm not even going to mention it, except that I already did.

I don't even have a reason for posting. I'm just posting to post. It's very unlike me, and yet...It's something to do.

( Private (language warning) )

Filtered from Santana

Today is Santana's birthday. I think she's upset about something but she won't tell me what so I want to throw a party in our cabin tomorrow night to cheer her up. Everyone should come! Well, if you're cool.

( Private to Santana )

Everyone in something like one piece?

[Jim]

I'm cross with you, you know.

[Laura]

Wanna swim?

PETERSEN!


If one more thing attacks me at the store, I'm so going to come after you. Knock it all off, now!

All right, so I've found that I rather prefer the taste of coffee, but the sugar bowl scuttled across the counter and is currently hiding beneath the sofa. I think it's afraid of me. I'm debating on whether or not I take it by force.

I wish I could post on Youtube all the videos I'm taking of the stock at the grocery store dancing in the air.

I thought I'd participate in...whatever it is you're all participating in and examining the fact that people seem to know who we are. Does anyone know how to go about that? I don't think I like computers. They're unnecessarily complicated. Also, porn. I know I have a reputation, but come on. No one needs to see that.

So apparently I'm labeled as a horse groomer, back on Earth, and in a place I honestly don't recognize. It's...interesting. My powers seem to have been lessened, but you know, I'll just work around that. I just thought it would be nice to introduce myself. That is what I'm supposed to do, right?

Right. Okay see, there was this portal, and I kind of got sucked in. Believe it or not, not the weirdest thing that's happened to me. Moving on. How do I get home? Anybody got a magic book, or witch handy or something? I'll even take an amulet at this point and those things are always gaudy as hell.

Seriously? I get knocked out at a funeral so I can come here and rent out canoes? Where the hell is that guy from the Twilight Zone? I want him to do my intro. This needs to be more dramatic.

Uhh.. guys? I think I did something. I didn't mean to. It just happens, like every other time I did something unexpected with my magic. I know I'm a sorcerer. But I am also a dragonlord like my father Balinor was. That means I can summon or command dragons. Well, guess what! There's one here!! As I said, I didn't mean to do it. I'm still not sure if I even did it. But he's here now.

His name is Kilgharrah, the Great Dragon. I still don't get why guests called him Slash Dragon, though, doesn't make sense As dragons are, he is old, powerful, magical, intelligent, and wise. And sometimes frustrating since he sometimes speaks in cryptic riddles. But no one has to worry! I commanded him not to attack anyone, or burn anything, or anything he wouldn't do in Camelot if I let him. See, Uther ordered a Great Purge and killed off any magic users, had Kilgharrah chained up below the castle. But he's fine now. If anyone sees him flying, it'll be high up enough so no one's in danger (though they aren't anyway since I ordered him not to do anything harmful), and he'll find a place to sleep up as close to the peaks as possible.

But I can call on him to come down if anyone here would like to talk to him. I just.. wanted to let everyone know what's going on and that there's nothing to worry about. And Petersen, I'm sorry. I know a dragon that can burn your resort is the last thing you want, that's why I gave him the orders. But I'm sorry if he's here because of me. He won't bother anyone though. I promise.

Come one come all, to the lake side, pick a side any side. I have chairs and refreshments set up. Hot cocoa, and warm apple cider, with popcorn and tomatoes to throw. Or eat.. Which ever.

I've decided it's my turn to have some fun with this so called wizard. And turn it into a nice sporting event. He thinks he can over take me. I think he'll bend in less than ten seconds, come out and see who's right and who's dead wrong.

And because I can, I'll reward those who did, aid me in his dispeasure with big fat credit of one million dollars, to be used how you see fit, in their account. Doesn't matter what you did to see to his discomfort, even if you simply gave him dirty disrespectful glance.

For those who thought it was wrong of me... You wont be punished for not paricipating. I've decided the good hearted people will earn a nice payment of 10 thousand.

Does this mean you have to leave Lucius alone? Not at all. Feel free to continue to make his stay here as uncomfortable as possible.

It's my birthday and I want pie.

Give me pie, damn it.

I demand pie.

Listen-or read in this case..

I know we got a lotta modern folk around the board, so I'm going to ask something that's been on my mind all day.

What the hell's up with all of these coffee drinks? I mean a cappuccino and espresso I get because they had them around my time as well. But damn, you've got like fifteen different options for just one drink.

I like it sweetened as much as the next guy, but what happened to just a nice cup of coffee?

Oh. My. God.

I'm getting MARRIED!!!