Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

Listen up.

This is my forte, okay? This is what it was like where I'm from and this is what I do. I've dealt with these things before. So if you want to live? I suggest you do what I say.

Everyone needs to split off into groups of at LEAST two, but not too many to a group. Too many in a group has a chance to get messy and hard to control. I'd say the cutoff is five or six. Before you even think of leaving your cabin, drink the antidote-water. The weapons are all in front of your door so I suggest you take them.

Shoot for the head. The arms and legs are okay, but the head, you'll take them out instantly. Saves ammo and time. If you're not any good with knives? Use guns. If you don't have to? Knives are equally effective, but you'd better be damn good with them or else you'll be bitten.

If you're bitten? Don't panic. You have the antidote in your system, so just get the wound treated and stay the hell away from any vampires in the area.

Any questions? Ask me.

Edit: Oz just suggested that everyone find something they're good at and do that, too. A post, if you will. We need recon; people to find guests and bring them to safe zones, people who are capable with guns or knives to take out the sons of bitches when they get here...anything you can think of that we'd need. Speak up.

Okay so um... What would freak people out more? A big wolf running through the place, or a naked guy? Bella? Leah? Bloodsu-er Alice? I know you're out there somewhere I can smell you on the trail... Ugh any help from anybody else would also be really great too.

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Hey. So.

The guests shouldn't ask to be bit anymore. If they do, let the manager know. Or me. That works too.

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Have any other of the supernatural beings here experienced guests asking you to bite them? I find it incredibly unsettling.

No, my brother isn't here. No, I don't know where he is, or if he's alive.

Why would anyone ask me that?

No, I didn't know that Wesker was still alive or that he tried to release his 'weapon' on the world.

You people are insane if you think for one second there's chemistry between me and a sociopathic vampire.

Also I'm not blonde. Or white. Or a Druid, for that matter.

Hey. Oz here.

I don't bite even if asked, Willow's happy in her new life, and the Dingoes broke up a while ago. Life goes on, things happen, new hobbies are fun. Look into some.

That's all I've got.

How could I not have known that Ru
God, it's a wonder that Dean hadn't...

Damn my curious nature. I should have known when everyone said not to watch those videos not to watch those videos.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

The manager guy is a sadist. He has to know that curiosity will get the better of us.

Dean was way, way too close to saying yes when were all brought here...

Or kidnapees which seems to be a popular term at the moment. I was tempted just to let them surprise you, but guilt over things I have done thus far forced me to announce:


Our first guests are set to arrive tomorrow. Please, please, remember: They did not do this to you. I did this to you. If you need to take out aggressions take them out on me. They are innocent humans, most will not know how to respond to your anger. What if you were in their shoes? You wouldn't want your hero screaming at you for you being a fan, would you?

Thank you in advance for your cooperation, for those who do.
 
James Petersen.

This must be some kind of a mistake.

You're the Oz, aren't you? Scoobie Gang, Oz. Werewolf Oz.
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Edit: Hands up if you
a) Have a ridiculous appetite
b) Love to run
c) Have a soft spot for canines
d) Think Big Wolf on Campus was the lamest TV show of all time.
e) all of the above

It's not something you would notice right away, but as you slept I had a little Gadget added to your entertainment centers. It's a small box, smaller than the other systems there, with a remote. Every television show, every episode available at this point in time is on it. If you doubt what I said about you being characters, by all means use it. Unless you are from books, then you'll find the 'universe' your from in the basement of the main house, it is an employee only area so you will need your 'lodge' key.

Right. So. The lake's slowly moving toward the cabins.

Thinking making sure we have supplies might be smart. Just in case.

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Security. Security?

I'm going to find out what you are, kill you, and it's going to hurt. I really don't give a damn about the quality entertainment of messed up people. Especially in a place like this, located in the middle of no where. I have better things to do. Like keeping the world alive. Now send me back. Because they'll come for me, and I can guarantee your resort from hell won't be standing then.

I hope whoever did this drowns outside. Or brings my dad here because he'll ki

I'm Kate, I'm new and thoroughly unimpressed.

Here's a little taste of what I can do, for those who have been cooperating I do apologize. For those who haven't, swim.

You'd think I'd be used to this sort of thing by now, something this weird. Lord knows I've had enough weird in my life.

At least I ain't beat up yet.