Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

So I'm curious. How many of you guys actually have a real Dracula where you come from? I mean an actual vampire Dracula, the warlord with the disturbing impaling fetish doesn't count. And no, Nosferatu doesn't count either. That was a blatant ripoff.

Also, if you do have a real Dracula, what's he like? Is he kind of a dope, like some of the movies make him out, or is he just as scary as his rep makes him out?

OH. MY GOD.

( FUNNIEST THINGS EVER )

Yo Stephen. Round 2?

After all of that, working seems even more asinine than it did before.

And that's definitely saying something, since working in a grocery store always felt pretty asinine.

Kidnapping? How very original, truly. If this is your idea of some kind of grand scheme, it is certainly lacking in depth, Mr. Petersen. I'm sure you are well aware, but I feel it is my duty to inform you. Should Captain Reynolds discover your location, I guarantee you will beg for us to leave your resort as quickly as possible.

As for everyone else reading this, ni hao, I am Inara Serra. I suppose I shall be joining you in this place for whatever amount of time it takes for this child to tire of his ant farm.

What the hell just happened?

What just happened?

So, I'm bored and curious and a little annoyed at all the people asking about my life. Which means you all get treated to my philosophical mood. Let me ask you this:

Destiny. Is it immutable? Is every single thing we do just a plan playing out that we have no say in? Is predestination a load of bull and our choices are all that there is? Or is it something in between?

( Filtered to Angel, Castiel, Connor, Sam, and Wesley )

This is ridiculous.

There should be a zombie kill count chart.

What is all of this? I demand to be taken back to Germany. Do you know it's against the law to kidnap a member of the army? Heavy fine. I'm quite sure that it goes along the lines of death.

It was a lot better without zombies all over the damn place. The faces of everyone I've... It's all a bit much, especially with the lovely classical music playing overhead. Apparently, the owner wants us all to go a little insane.

(ooc: zoller's english is rusty. Italics are in German).

( Retroactively filtered from the Manager )

I was done. It was over.

I really don't recall my perpetuity clause stating that I can be resurrected to work at a glorified summer camp.

And, of course, there are zombies.

Brilliant.

Thanks for putting on the show guys! How did you know zombies were a fave of mine?

Nice digs, now. Small room indeed. Nice try. I'd like to meet my house mates. We need to talk decore. Dwellers of cabin 002? Come on down!

My name is Gabriel and I will be your psychiatrist for the evening. So bring me your troubles and I'll... find some use for them. Bring me your chocolate too.


Oh, and by the way, what the hell is going on here. I can't leave. I can't leave. So what's with that? I mean, it's better than dead but jeez Louise.

Why is Darla

Darla's dead, isn't she? I mean for good.

Okay. What part of 'Probably, yeah,' did I misunderstand here?

Did you know about Petersen's plan?

It's Petersen. This may not have been his intended consequence, but it's his doing nonetheless. He was using some serious black magic power to--doesn't matter what he was trying to do. Point is, he messed up, big time.

But you're right. I doubt he was the one implementing the statics in your vision. We'll still have to work on that, once we're past ground zero.

Um...Cordy, I think I might have seen Doyle. He was...very undead. I only caught a glimpse of him. There were so many of them, I could've been mistaken. I just want you to know, in case.

Listen up.

This is my forte, okay? This is what it was like where I'm from and this is what I do. I've dealt with these things before. So if you want to live? I suggest you do what I say.

Everyone needs to split off into groups of at LEAST two, but not too many to a group. Too many in a group has a chance to get messy and hard to control. I'd say the cutoff is five or six. Before you even think of leaving your cabin, drink the antidote-water. The weapons are all in front of your door so I suggest you take them.

Shoot for the head. The arms and legs are okay, but the head, you'll take them out instantly. Saves ammo and time. If you're not any good with knives? Use guns. If you don't have to? Knives are equally effective, but you'd better be damn good with them or else you'll be bitten.

If you're bitten? Don't panic. You have the antidote in your system, so just get the wound treated and stay the hell away from any vampires in the area.

Any questions? Ask me.

Edit: Oz just suggested that everyone find something they're good at and do that, too. A post, if you will. We need recon; people to find guests and bring them to safe zones, people who are capable with guns or knives to take out the sons of bitches when they get here...anything you can think of that we'd need. Speak up.

Um yeah I'm not a big expert on Zombies or anything... But I think one tried to bite me, and not to sound all damsel in distress or anything but... I'm stuck in the maintenance shed with a lot of guys going "uuuuuuuuhhhh" outside. I shot one in the head with the nail gun, which made him rather dead. But I can't get out... and they're beating on the metal sheeting, I don't know how well this stuff holds up to zombie invasion.

I did see Dawn of the dead like 400 times... So I know to shoot them in the head and not get bit.. I got Bertha against the bay door so they're not coming in right now... But I'd really really really really really appreciate some help. I don't want them to get close enough that I have to use power tools, and I only have so many nails.

I like my brains where they are... my skin and internal organs too.

Anyone else not okay with locking the doors and waiting to see what happens?

EDIT
Right, so I'm all for head on attacks, but lets not get ourselves killed when we could stay alive.

I know we've got magic people around here. How much damage can you do from a distance, like if we place you on the roof tops so you can see the zombies?

As much as we're annoyed at the guests, they're still people. We need people to keep them inside and stop them from doing stupid things.

Then we need people on the roof to get a head count, and scope out the best plans of attack based on our numbers.

The fastest volunteer fighters, there's people still out there who need to be brought back. I'll go, anyone else, we need to go now.

...at least, this is what I'm thinking. Suggestions? Anyone?