Usually I do not bring news from worlds outside of this one. But this news came a cross my desk and I could not ignore it.
The man that orchestrated the attacks on the World Trade Centers on September 11, 2001, is now dead. It has been confirmed, with out a doubt, that Osama Bin Laden, has been killed in a covert operation. You will find CNN coverage on your televisions on channell 872, though unfortunately I will have to edit anything that is not related to that news. Once the coverage is over the channel will go back to being only snow.
Normally I do not celebrate death, but I will on this one occasion. The destroyed buildings are now replaced better than ever. And I'll even festoon the resort with patriotic decorations. And for the next ten days, as the sun sets, the night sky will be decorated with red white and blue fireworks, which will only be heard out of doors, just so no infants will be disturbed by the loud booms.