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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian ([info]doctordorian) wrote in [info]ridgeway_comm,
@ 2010-05-26 23:11:00

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Entry tags:j.d., leah clearwater, will schuester

Whoops, did I take a wrong turn at Albuquerque or what?

A resort that needs a doctor... what the hell goes on here to have a need for a doctor?? I'm a bit worried...

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[info]leah_clearwater
2010-05-27 04:19 am UTC (link)
Kudos on the Bugs Bunny reference.

You'd be surprised.

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 04:22 am UTC (link)
So people fall over on their own two feet every-day here, huh? Well, 'least I won't be bored. And I'll also have some high-larious patient stories to boot. Kind of reminds me of that kid who ate cat hair to see if he can cough of hair-balls...

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[info]leah_clearwater
2010-05-27 04:34 am UTC (link)
Not quite that cliche.. try zombie or vampire bites.

Though, the Zombies are gone now.

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 05:08 am UTC (link)
Hmm.. vampires and zombies. This screams Stephen King meets Anne Rice.

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[info]leah_clearwater
2010-05-27 05:10 am UTC (link)
A pretty acurate description.

Never thought I'd say it twice in the same conversation, but Kudos, again.

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 05:16 am UTC (link)
Thanks, I'll be here all night, and day, and the next day... and the next.

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[info]leah_clearwater
2010-05-27 05:17 am UTC (link)
... until the end of time!

or until he decides to send you back...

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 05:20 am UTC (link)
Sends me back, huh? Wow, someone has a real god-complex. And I thought Dr. Kelso was bad.

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[info]irradiated_ants
2010-05-27 04:23 am UTC (link)
Well when I'm working and sleep deprived knowing there is a doctor available to reattach things that might find themselves on the floor when they should be clinging to me.... Uh I'll stop there.

Hi Welcome to Ridgeway. I'm Heather your friendly neighborhood Repairman/part time lounge singer.

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 04:26 am UTC (link)
Hello, Heather.

Dunno if I should feel too welcomed here, it feels like any moment now someone's gonna condense my human-meats and make some soylent green outta me or something. I always thought that I was a bit stringy...

Anyway, sure, you're always welcome to the office. Ooh, I have an office!

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[info]irradiated_ants
2010-05-27 04:35 am UTC (link)
Howdie.

I don't think we have any cannibals here... Unless you want to consider vampirism a form of cannibalism. But I wouldn't they seem to make a conscious effort not to take bites out of the people.

Thanks! I've been patching myself up for a little while, and while I did take first aid on a yearly basis back home, it's not so easy to do.

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 05:09 am UTC (link)
So, I suppose these vampires might get a bit offended if I trance around in my Dr.Acula get-up, huh?

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[info]irradiated_ants
2010-05-27 05:15 am UTC (link)
Yeah especially since one of them is the actual real deal Dracula... The others might get cracked up by it, but he might take offense.

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 05:18 am UTC (link)
Oh, well.. if that's the case. I'll be extra careful around that guy. Don't think I'd wanna be a real Dr. Acula. That'd be hell to explain to the management where the blood pouches have gone off to. It'd be my hide for sure.

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[info]irradiated_ants
2010-05-27 05:25 am UTC (link)
Well if you became the real Dr. Acula it would be management's fault for putting you in that position to become... er yea. So I don't think he could hold it against you for draining the blood pouches.

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 05:28 am UTC (link)
Makes me wanna try freaking out the guests by putting cherry kool-aid in the pouches. Drinking them up with a crazy straw stuck in it as the nurse calls in the next patient. "So, what're you in for?" all nonchalant.

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[info]irradiated_ants
2010-05-27 05:34 am UTC (link)
Haha! That would be funny, but I don't know if they'd be freaked out too much... Because of the actual real vampires though.

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 05:35 am UTC (link)
Aw, worth a shot.

What's even fun to do around here?

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[info]irradiated_ants
2010-05-27 05:40 am UTC (link)
It might be unexpected at least!

Hmmm It depends on what you like to do. There's Canoeing, Archery, the Gym, the movie theater, the Ice Room has a few acts... The Library in the basement of the main house is employees only so that's always fun. I'm missing a lot I'm sure. Oh! There's a beach.

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 05:50 am UTC (link)
The Ice Room's a bar, huh? Think I'll just go check that one out. I really need to settle down, or all of this is going to make me a permanent resident of the Funny Farm.

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[info]irradiated_ants
2010-05-27 05:52 am UTC (link)
A night club... But you were close. There's shrinks here too just in case.

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 06:00 am UTC (link)
Well, I still don't intend on visiting one any time soon.

As long as they have appletinis. I think I can manage.

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[info]singfortheyear
2010-05-27 04:58 am UTC (link)
I think wrong turn is a bit of an understatement.

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 05:11 am UTC (link)
Seriously... it's like, "Hey, let's make J.D.'s life a bit more confusing! Yeah!" Now here's this manager that strangely looks like Grissom from CSI telling me I gotta work here as the doctor is just freaking me out just a little. Just a little...

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[info]singfortheyear
2010-05-27 05:17 am UTC (link)
I'm right there with you. This is the weirdest place ever to be weird.

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[info]doctordorian
2010-05-27 05:19 am UTC (link)
I don't think you mentioned that this place is weird. Just sayin'.

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[info]singfortheyear
2010-05-28 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Or if I mentioned it, I didn't mention it nearly enough.

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