I would just like to announce that Scorpius Malfoy and I are dating. We have been for a while and our announcement was a little delayed by everyone turning into kids but things are returning back to normal and it feels like a good time to say it.
For the very few of you who have actually given your approval, thank you. For those who feel it's better to prank and ridicule us because you think it's unnatural, go ahead. I don't care anymore. If it was anyone else, you would want me to be happy. Well I am happy, if that's not good enough for you that's too bad.
Private to Scorpius
So I was going to tell you when I was ready to tell people, but I had to get that off my chest. So I guess... I'm ready.